Mark Sanchez Asked Santonio Holmes to be His Valentine
NFL February 15th. 2012, 10:07am
Late last night, after Valentine’s Day had officially ended in the East and Central time zones, Mark Sanchez sent his wide receiver Santonio Holmes a tweet, inquiring if he wanted to be his Valentine.
Sanchez and Holmes were notoriously feuding by the end of the season, or at least Holmes was not happy with his quarterback, with Holmes famously sitting out the end of the Jets season as they attempted a comeback against Miami.
So many ways to go with this. I mean, this Valentine’s “pass” at Holmes was late, so is it supposed to be symbolic of their on the field relationship? What do we make of the shortbread cookies, hardly the traditional Valentine’s offering? Is Sanchez calling Holmes his “shorty”? As of right now, Santonio Holmes has yet to respond.
[photos via US Presswire, @Mark_Sanchez]
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February 15th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
Should have just bought him some weed – Santonio loves to smoke up.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
I guess Upton is back on the market. She must be too old for him now.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
When did Wayne Chrebet get his own line of dessert?
February 15th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Jesse Jane, Jeremy Lin, Kate Upton, Jeremy Lin, Mark Sanchez, Jeremy Lin, dunks, Jeremy Lin…how about we have an old fashioned TBL movie post to break up some of this monotony.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
The fuck?
If there’s one thing worse to talk about than the Nets point guard its these Jabronis right here
February 15th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Samoas > Tagalongs > Thin Mints > Trefoils
February 15th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Highest salary for a QB in the league last year and you bought shortbread cookies?
February 15th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Samoas are the best!
February 15th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Samoas are the best!
They really are — you could talk me into Thin Mints being better than TagAlongs, but nothing takes the crown from Samoas
February 15th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Highest salary for a QB in the league last year
Is this true? Sanchez is the highest paid QB in the league???
February 15th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Knowing CRMs taste in movies we should have a Ghost Rider 2 review later in the week.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Nets = Knicks
/team fail
//shows how many turds I care about the nba
February 15th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Meanwhile Rex Ryan got used socks from the missus, as is the tradition
February 15th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Wait, what?
February 15th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
good post
February 15th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
They restructured his deal to allow them to sign some other guys. His $14.75mil was 2nd behind Peyton last year I believe. Next year he drops to $8mil though.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
Mark Sanchez – 2011 Salary $17,250,000 – Base Salary $14,750,000 – Signing Bonus $0 – Other Bonuses $2,500,000 – Contract 5 years / $50,500,000
That is hilarious.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
Speaking of movies…Bay signed on to direct a movie I won’t see-Transformers 4 as well as a movie with Marky Mark and The Rock about some bodybuilders who were into extortion and kidnapping.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
And then it drops to $4mil in 2013.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
how about we have an old fashioned TBL movie post to break up some of this monotony.
Who do you recast in the remake of Necessary Roughness? Kate Upton as the new Kathy Ireland?
February 15th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
good post
thanks, man.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Are there any movies worth talking about, or would this be an Oscar preview? I’d be down for an Oscar preview even though I’ve only seen 3 of the 9 Best Picture nominees.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Knowing CRMs taste in movies we should have a Ghost Rider 2 review later in the week.
Ghost Rider 2: It tore up the highways of my mind and left me…Linsane!
February 15th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Would she switch over to linebacker?
/Hernia’d
February 15th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
I think you use Quantum Leap dude again for the QB. That would be freaking awesome. Speaking of that guy, I had Major League III: Back to the Minors on the other night just to see what the hell was going on with it. Wow, what an awful movie.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
I think you use Quantum Leap dude again for the QB. That would be freaking awesome. Speaking of that guy, I had Major League III: Back to the Minors on the other night just to see what the hell was going on with it. Wow, what an awful movie.
Scott Bakula? Might be a bit too old now.
Would she switch over to linebacker?
/Hernia’d
Ouch! Not fair!
February 15th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Did you just call the venerable Scott Bakula the “quantum leap dude”?
February 15th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Yeah, or we could have each TBL contributor pen a short writeup of their favorite movies and we could have a discussion in the comments section of who exactly has the worst taste and why.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Is this the post to also talk about new music? Really digging the new Heartless Bastards album as well as the new one from Dr Dog.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Wife brought home some girl scout cookies the other day, man they suck.
Whats that, something about girl scouts and sucking?
/Sanchez
February 15th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
via spotrac.com
2011 Base Salaries – QB – Top 10
Sanchez – $14.225
Vick – $13.000
Cassel – $12.250
Ryan – $11.250
Stafford – $9.000
Manning, E. – $8.500
Rivers – $8.400
Cutler – $7.600
Brees – $7.394
Orton – $7.379
2011 Cap Hit – QB – Top 10
Bradford – $22.179
Sanchez – $16.725
Manning, P. – $16.000
Vick – $14.400
Brady – $13.208
Stafford – $13.033
Manning, E. – $12.940
Ryan – $12.750
Cassel – $12.455
Rivers – $12.193
February 15th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Yes, I’m terrible with actor names. Reminds me…first time I saw a movie with my in-laws, I discovered they’re the people in the theater that see an actor, turn to each other and loudly whisper – “isn’t that the guy from such and such…what’s his name…David something…no…that’s the guy from…etc.”
February 15th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
DAMMIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TBL POSTING THIS.
The cumulative effect of all the Lin posts plus former Sanchize posts plus this got to me.
/I like you Lisk. I like you a lot.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Need to check those out on Spotify. Also, Spotify is the best.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Sanchez – $14.225
Vick – $13.000
Cassel – $12.250
Ryan – $11.250
Stafford – $9.000
Manning, E. – $8.500
Rivers – $8.400
Cutler – $7.600
Brees – $7.394
Orton – $7.379
Lol at the absence of the league MVP in this list.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
Are there any movies worth talking about, or would this be an Oscar preview? I’d be down for an Oscar preview even though I’ve only seen 3 of the 9 Best Picture nominees.
A Few Good Lin
Lin Lin Lin K:9 Cop
Next of Lin
Linal Destination
February 15th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
I like this, and I think I could guess which one would take home the prize for worst taste.
Hernia: Hairspray (obvious choice)
CRM: Rocky IV (Tommy the Gun was AWESOME!!)
Duffy: The Artist (“the silence represents the new standard in the post-Kafka world.”)
Lisk: Moneyball (STATS!!!)
TBL: Transformers 2 (EXPLOSIONS…and a heist takes place)
February 15th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Lisk, you in Tyler yet? Saw that yesterday on the Twitter. The hell takes you there?
February 15th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Dude, you just ruined the potential for that post. This was spot on.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
This was fantastic.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
Did you just call the venerable Scott Bakula the “quantum leap dude”?
how about the wrinkly old narcissist from Men of a Certain Age?
February 15th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
Tommy Gunn was in Rocky V. Also, that movie never happened.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
favorite movie = Ghostbusters
February 15th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
Fuck.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
Okay Simmons.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
In no order — Fight Club, Good Will Hunting, Seven, One Flew Over The Cukoos Nest, Step Brothers, Sin City, Godfather 1, Shawshank
February 15th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
this is a show i’m surprised they didn’t try to reboot again. could work well.. sci-fi, episodic, not too hard to follow.
hell, worse is on the CBS lineup every night.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
I thought CRM was the Rom-Com guy anyways. At least that’s the impression I got from Miz’s intercepted e-mail chain.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
In no order.
Dazed and Confused
Waking Life
City of God
Big Trouble in Little China
Die Hard
John Carpenter’s The Thing
Kelly’s Heroes
Rashomon
February 15th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
I was always hoping for a movie, or something to let us know that eventually Sam got to go back to his real life. I started really feeling bad for him.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Dazed And Confused and City Of God are good picks — those would be in my next wave
February 15th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
first time I saw a movie with my in-laws
Been married a long time and this is a “first” that has never crossed my mind.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
Lisk, you in Tyler yet? Saw that yesterday on the Twitter. The hell takes you there?
My parents had moved here for my mom’s job last year. I’m down here helping my mom go through stuff and making sure she is okay.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
The Thin Man
It’s All Gone Pete Tong
The Living Wake
4 months 3 weeks and 2 days
Waking Life
The Life Aquatic With Steve Zizou/Fantastic Mr. Fox
February 15th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Happens when they live in the same town as you. I should also add it was a first and only.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
i thought he did?
/watched the series on USA
//saw everything but the second part of the series finale
February 15th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
God how did I leave that or Tenenbaums off there?
Because I associate it with a lying cunt of an ex that’s how. Goddamnit.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Hernia: Hairspray (obvious choice)
CRM: Rocky IV (Tommy the Gun was AWESOME!!)
Duffy: The Artist (“the silence represents the new standard in the post-Kafka world.”)
Lisk: Moneyball (STATS!!!)
TBL: Transformers 2 (EXPLOSIONS…and a heist takes place)
I just watched Moneyball for the first time on Friday night. Favorite movies? Casablanca, Airplane, Blazing Saddles, Barbie in Mermaidia
February 15th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
Cool. It’s a good town. I grew up there.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
Favorite movie is such a hard question. In no order:
Pulp Fiction
Saving Private Ryan
Spaceballs
Blazing Saddles
Shawshank Redemption
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Die Hard (best action movie of all time if you ask me)
February 15th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Jason Lisk
You always struck me as a Boiler Room fan — using numbers to trick people
February 15th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Hmm.. nope
February 15th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Okay Simmons.
i passed on saying that, but I’m glad somebody did. Seriously, use your own material, please.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
favorite movie is a hard question? please…if it’s not predator, clearly you’re retarded.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
sounds like a misplaced Roundup comment.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
Fantastic Mr. Fox
put on this bandit hat
February 15th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
Nope, instead of getting out, he went back and fixed it so Al’s first wife and him could stay together.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
Predator would actually be in my second wave as far as pure enjoyment goes. I would also have Traffic up there as I loved the way it was filmed.
February 15th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
All his movies. Hard to do this off the top of your head.
Exit Through The Gift Shop was awesome.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
Predator aside, favorite movie is too hard to answer. I prefer more specific questions…like it’s a Sunday afternoon, you woke up late with a hangover, you just drove to Whataburger and got a No. 2, you’re laying on the couch dipping fries into the ketchup packet you’re balancing on your chest…what movie do you watch then?
February 15th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
And Amélie.
/Will fistfight over the movie Amelie
February 15th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
The Usual Suspects was probably the coolest movie I had ever seen at the time. Loved the concept and the casting was fucking perfect.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
predator.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
Favorite movie is such a hard question.
you have to break it up. Favorite bad movie, favorite action movie (non-heist), favorite action movie (heist), favorite movie you thought for sure you’d hate, favorite movie you’d never watch again, etc.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
please…if it’s not predator, clearly you’re retarded.
Last weekend, I was yelling alone in my house “Commme onnnn — dooo ittttt, coommmeee onnnn — dooo itt nooow…..KEEEELLLL MEEE — commmmeee oonnnnnnn. Immm riiggghhhtttt heeeeerrree.”
February 15th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
Associated with the same cunt ex. Goddamnit I hate that bitch and hope her plane crashes.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
Mitchell.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
Never seen Predator
February 15th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
I find your self gratification practices bizarre.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
Damnit.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
the room
8mm
half baked
the greatest game ever played
usual suspects
February 15th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
what movie do you watch then?
In the hungover scenario, I’m almost always looking for a comedy. The stupider the better.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
And Amélie.
I was literally delighted by that movie when I first saw it. It doesn’t rewatch all that well, but it’s pretty good.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:04 AM
/faints.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:04 AM
Never seen Predator
Geez, you’ve got a big pussy. Geez, you’ve got a big pussy.
Why’d you say it twice?
I didn’t
February 15th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
Virtual certainty this was the same time I was belting out “Lido Shuffle” alone in my house.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
Whackbat!
February 15th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
thanks for letting the terrorists win.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
Billy Madison.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
Not really, just think about every Freddy Prinze Jr movie and pick you’re favorite and boom, done.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
favorite action movie (heist)
half baked
Thurgood does steal the weed from the scientists — so we the loose TBL definition of a heist movie, this counts.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
depends…what are my choices on TNT, USA, FX, or Spike?
February 15th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
hey scientist…mop the rest of this shit up.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
Hungover and drinking or hungover and not drinking?
Hungover drinking: The Drinky Crow Show, Soccer, College Gameday, The Thin Man, After The Thin Man, Casablanca, Shakes the clown, Withnail and I,
Hungover not drinking: anything colourful and life affirming.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
i find HD broadcasts of “the universe” or “how the world is made”
February 15th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
Three of my go-to movies that I always find myself watching on TV should I stumble across them are Air Force One, The Fugitive and any Indian Jones movie. Apparently I have a thing for Harrison Ford.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:10 AM
Billy Madison.
If I died on my couch with that whataburger, and Billy Madison came on, I am sure my body would reanimate itself enough to turn that shit off. I have that much faith in myself.
Also, dying with a Whataburger is a great way to go out.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:10 AM
Indiana Jones, not Indian Jones (though I’m sure those are good too).
February 15th, 2012 at 11:10 AM
I usually just rewatch a MST3k episode instead of watching a movie. I have a few hundred movies on my computer that I haven’t watched yet.
/rewatches Riding With Death
//Ben Murphy
February 15th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
That’s Quacktastic.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
my ideal way to die would be someone holding a gun to my head on the 1st tee and saying “if you don’t shoot 68, im going to kill you.” then, i play the best round of my life, hit the greatest shots ever, am totally engrossed in shooting that number to save my life, and just as that ball is rolling over the edge of the cup for 68 and i get that rush of adrenaline, i get shot in the back of the head and never see it coming.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
Inglorious Basterds has infinite re-watch value for me. Few Good Men and The Fugitive are instant stop and watch.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
Great now I have to think of a new way to kill Spence.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:17 AM
Hate to tell you this, bro, but you were only on #15 when that putt rolled in for 68.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:17 AM
actually, the movie i’d stop for everytime when I’m hungover is “Backdraft”
February 15th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
the fuck do i care? im dead.
also…i watch tin cup everytime it’s on tv. don’t care if it’s a chick flick, it’s the best legit golf movie*.
*haven’t seen dead solid perfect
February 15th, 2012 at 11:22 AM
Good point. We’ll just assume you finished par-par-par and shot 81.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
im cool with 81. and i want to be buried in my casket dressed like king diamond.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
I plan on giving him a gun with one blank bullet in it and locking him in a room with the Beatles playing on loop for eternity. once he resigns himself to death, he’ll try to eat the bullet, only it’s a blank and he’s still alive. then, we’ll get to sreally ee how creative he is.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
easy…disassemble the gun, sharpen the spring against the floor, desk or chair or whatever, then cut my wrists. down the river not across the stream.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
That would be pretty impressive after you were blinded by the blank.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
what, you mean yall don’t practice assembling and disassembling firearms whilst blindfolded in preparation for the oncoming pan-asian/american global conflict?
February 15th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
A courtesy for a gentleman.
You didn’t think I’d make it that easy, did you?
/also one of my favorite rewatchable movies
//I would be delighted to kill your friend the maggot
February 15th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
awesome.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
excellent…yea, that’s the baddest assed revenge movie/story.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
Close.
Oldboy.
Which is also one of the best movies ever made and was the one that made the Va Tech azn go insane and shoot those people. Has the best revenge story ever running two directions.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
I’m assuming you’ve seen it though Spence. If not all you need to know is this: there’s a tooth extraction with a claw hammer scene set to Vivaldi.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
/puts on top of netflix queue
//hadn’t heard of it before
February 15th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
Oh man oh man oh man.
Do NOT spoil it by reading wikipedia.
But I will tell you this one thing: the octopus is real and that scene really happened. You’ll know what I mean. You need to watch that shit high asap.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT…i gotta see this thing now that i spoiled it for myself.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
too late, but they didn’t mention the octopus, so i think we’ll be good. plus the beatuy’s in the details.
February 15th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
h8u
February 15th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
spencer096
when and where did Kelly Tilghman get a dui?
February 15th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
Oh the octopus isn’t a spoiler. It’s just one of the coolest scenes in the movie.
February 15th, 2012 at 12:11 PM
bogeyman…golfwrx rumor. never heard about it myself til i read it there.
regardless, fuck kelly tilghman. literally and figuratively.
February 15th, 2012 at 12:12 PM
AWESOME.