JaVale McGee Offered Up Perhaps the Greatest Goaltend of All Time
NBA, Video February 22nd. 2012, 10:05pmThe Washington Wizards have a putrid record of 7-26. They are flat-out awful, and no player on the team embodies the spirit of not giving a shit quite like center JaVale McGee. At times, young JaVale and his tireless motor can be found favoring impromptu wind sprints over halfcourt sets. Tonight, he opted to deliver a vicious volleyball spike into the stands that would make Karch Kiraly do the worm.
The only clearer way to illustrate such burning dissatisfaction would have been for McGee to steal the ball from his own teammate and dunk one home for the Kings. Given the type of season this team is experiencing, it’s a wonderfully fitting way for the Wizards to sail into the All-Star break.

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February 22nd, 2012 at 10:24 PM
Did randy Jackson catch the ball?
February 22nd, 2012 at 10:50 PM
McGee has the worst basketball IQ in the NBA.
February 22nd, 2012 at 11:09 PM
the really pasty guy with the tats in the wizards tank is a loser for all three of those qualifiers
February 22nd, 2012 at 11:13 PM
not sure what is funnier. The video or
nice work hernia.
February 22nd, 2012 at 11:58 PM
How soon we forget Martell Webster.
February 23rd, 2012 at 7:28 AM
The best part is the announcer’s voice at the end: “aaaand….he comes right out of the game.”
Ah, JaVale…the personification of everything that plagues DC sports.
February 23rd, 2012 at 11:27 AM
l.o.l. That second link where he runs the wrong way during the court had me rolling. What a stupidass.