The Don Zimmer Bear is the Early Favorite for Creepiest Giveaway of the Year
By Tim Ryan
As for the rest of the promotional slate, here are the dates to absolutely avoid at all costs:
April 8th — Raymond Cowbell
June 14th — Rays Cheer Sticks
July 19th — Rays Cheer Sticks
August 9th — Rays Cheer Sticks
The over/under on number of adults who take the “David Price Jersey Wallet” giveaway from their children and use it is for themselves is currently listed at 903. It’s also worth mentioning that I had to look up “sports jersey wallet.” If you’re not fashionably aroused, I don’t know what to tell you.
[via Rays Index]