Too-Close Shave Forces Girls High School Swim Team to Forfeit County Championship
High School Sports, Women's Sports February 22nd. 2012, 12:56pm
You would be surprised to know how serious our country is concerned with when and where young ladies shave. Broadneck High School in Maryland learned that the hard way earlier this month when a swimmer was disqualified for shaving on-site before a meet. The disqualification cost Broadneck the county championship. And to think, they were this close to Regionals.
School system officials discovered that at the February 10th county championship a swimmer broke a National Federation of State High School Associations (NFHS) 2011-2012 swimming and diving and water polo rule, “No team personnel/competitor shall perform any on-site shaving before, during or after the meet.” The penalty for breaking the rule is disqualification for the applicable meet.
The inclusion of “after the meet” makes me think this is more a hygienic rule than a competitive rule. Kind of like if steroids were permitted in baseball, just not in the locker room because needles are gross. My question is – what about waxing? Can I wax before the big water polo match? How about laser hair removal? Nair? This rule leaves a lot of room for creatively hairless advantages. I doubt this is the last time we hear about this rule. [MyFOXDC]

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February 22nd, 2012 at 12:59 PM
I’m quite sure Ive mentioned this before, but anyway. My HS swim team my senior year was disqualified in the first relay of States because one of the girls was wearing a hair elastic on her wrist. Violated the ‘no jewelry’ rule, which the referee clearly saw before the start of the race, and waited until after to point out and DQ us. Wouldve ended up in 2nd place in States if the relay counted.
February 22nd, 2012 at 12:59 PM
Shaving is such a hassle.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:02 PM
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:06 PM
I’m quite sure Ive mentioned this before,
yep. I’ve heard that story so many times I’ve told it to people as my own story, like the time I got shot with a .22 in East St Louis.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:09 PM
More interested in your current shaving habits.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:11 PM
More interested in your current shaving habits.
I know this, too. She does mustache, nipples and anus. Leaves the rest.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:11 PM
Point is, these rules are fucking stupid.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:12 PM
I’m saving your raccoon story to break out at a really boring dinner party
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:15 PM
What you should do instead is break out his Montreal strip club fight tale and claim that for your own. Change no details but the name.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:15 PM
Your friends wouldn’t believe you were involved in a Montreal strip club brawl? I remain partial to that one
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:15 PM
Wasn’t he also the one that saw some guy on a bike die right in front of him?
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:16 PM
I’m sure no one is stealing SC’s pool sex story.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:18 PM
ouldve ended up in 2nd place in States if the relay counted.
Well theyll pass you by, glory days.
/boss’d
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:19 PM
This reminds me of when I took AP Biology at the all girls school next door and the swimmers would spend the entire class loudly discussing how long it had been since they shaved. Ruined the whole catholic schoolgirl thing.
Also the same class where the teacher told all the girls when I was gone she thought I had a learning disability, then the girls assured her I was actually smart…and just really hated her.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:21 PM
You’re amazing.
/swoons.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:21 PM
never heard it called this. I’ve always called it a hair tie.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:21 PM
Butters you owe me a coke.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:21 PM
Also the same class where the teacher told all the girls when I was gone she thought I had a learning disability, then the girls assured her I was actually smart…and just really hated her.
This is the humblebrag winner of the week
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:21 PM
never change, man.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:21 PM
This reminds me of when I took AP Biology
there’s not even a hint of humility in that brag right there
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:24 PM
it’s a humblebrag to people who think taking AP Biology in HS and talking down to a HS teacher because you hate her is lame, not brag-worthy.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:24 PM
What is the scenario where only girls are in a classroom with the teacher? Sex ed? — That is the only situation I can think of.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:25 PM
it’s a humblebrag to people who think taking AP Biology in HS and talking down to a HS teacher because you hate her is lame, not brag-worthy
I meant this line “then the girls assured her I was actually smart” –
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Chances this rule was written by a creepy swim coach who likes fuzz on his peaches? Strong.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:27 PM
Don’t tell that to people in Ohio or Pennysvlania. They think it’s me. Bought that story off Sanders so he could make bail.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:27 PM
Taking AP Bio is lame?
/Charlie Brown Sad Walk
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:29 PM
Bought that story off Sanders so he could make bail.
are you talking about that time I was in jail for selling bootlegged DVDs? Tough times for me.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:29 PM
I dont think I was here for that story. He’ll have to tell it again.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:29 PM
No one cares about anything anyone did in high school.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:29 PM
Nothing worse than a girl who “forgets to shave.” Ugh.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:30 PM
Taking AP Bio is lame?
in your case, it wasn’t the AP Bio that did it.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Sounds like we are almost set for a BSanders Reality Bus Tour.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:31 PM
That story took up about 30 individual comments.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:32 PM
I helped Winona Ryder murder some popular girls. No, wait.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:33 PM
That story took up about 30 individual comments.
more like 80. I stretched out the telling of that story for about an hour.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:34 PM
What if you scored 4 touchdowns in a game for Polk High?
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:35 PM
That you did, and it was great. Your next 48-hour pass should be in what, another 2.5 years?
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Big fan of the thatchery during the winter. Makes it feel seasonal.
I like the Dorito any other time of the year.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Maybe this rule has to do with AIDS, by the way. If you cut yourself shaving 3 minutes before jumping into a pool, that could contaminate the entire thing.
/not a doctor
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Today would be a great day for an awesome story for someone to tell. This place is a ghost town for a Wednesday afternoon.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Greg Louganis rule.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:37 PM
AP is for kids too stupid to get into the International Baccalaureate program.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:37 PM
Trying not to laugh too loudly in office….
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:37 PM
Your next 48-hour pass should be in what, another 2.5 years?
I actually did 5 days away in September. It was weird. I confirmed that I am a terrible fisherman, and that south Texas is too fucking hot. And mexican food that costs 3 dollars a plate isn’t going to be made of very good things. And that I’m too old to eat refried beans 5 times a day.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:38 PM
link!?
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:39 PM
Also not a doctor, but I was a lifeguard. Blood is killed by chlorine/bromine*…the only thing we shut down for was feces (which we then bombarded with unhealthy amounts of chlorine).
/*mostly just guessing
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Oof. Sweaty & smelly does not like a good way to spend 5 days out.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:41 PM
Then you are a god damn American hero.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:42 PM
you can kill blood? Blood is alive?
I must have missed that class during Lifeguard classes. That was a great summer job. My favorite was the mommy and me swim classes.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:43 PM
Yes. Link.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:44 PM
I don’t know whether to double down on this, or admit my mistake…
Absolutely, blood is alive. It’s why it needs to be refrigerated.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Oof. Sweaty & smelly does not like a good way to spend 5 days out.
I had a legit excuse for going, but also met a dude down there (his wife was preggo too) for a last weekend out. I spent one night at the world’s worst strip club while needing to use a toilet, and then drove 30 miles drunk off my ass to the hotel with the guy alternately freaking out/passing out next to me. The last time he and I had been in a car together, he’d been locked up for DWI, like 20 years earlier. And we were headed right down a route full of cops. We made it though.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:46 PM
I can’t view streaming media at work, but that better be The Thing.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Today would be a great day for an awesome story for someone to tell. This place is a ghost town for a Wednesday afternoon.
I’d share a story, but posts are going up every ten minutes and I wouldn’t be able to keep up.
Absolutely, blood is alive. It’s why it needs to be refrigerated.
So does mayo and beer.
/not sure what you are getting at.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:49 PM
Duke’s mayonnaise used to be alive, it’s made from the crushed souls of every child who has ever annoyed me in a grocery store.
There is no other explanation for why it is so delicious.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:50 PM
Yeast is alive, right?
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:51 PM
My beer is alive?
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Strip club stories just magically appear with you.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:53 PM
Yeast is alive, right?
Does it need to be in the fridge?
/not sure where this is going.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:54 PM
Never tried Duke’s mayo. Don’t remember ever seeing it growing up in New England.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:54 PM
I helped Winona Ryder murder some popular girls. No, wait.
Late to the party, but I always enjoy a good Heathers reference.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:54 PM
that’s fucking disgusting, cj.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:55 PM
I made a mistake earlier implying that blood was alive based on chlorine’s ability to kill it. I tried to Sarah Palin my way out of it by sticking to my guns, and received similar results.
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:58 PM
It’s a South Eastern product. They don’t put sugar in their mayo so it tastes different than most any of the brands I’ve had. It’s the best mayo to use in cooking, too.
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:00 PM
It’s the best mayo to use in cooking, too.
gross
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:00 PM
GTFO if you don’t make your own mayo.
/cooking snob
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:02 PM
This reminds me of when I took AP Biology at the all girls school next door and the swimmers would spend the entire class loudly discussing how long it had been since they shaved. Ruined the whole catholic schoolgirl thing.
Also the same class where the teacher told all the girls when I was gone she thought I had a learning disability, then the girls assured her I was actually smart…and just really hated her.
reminds me of the time me and a buddy went to a tranny bar just for yuks (baton club for you chicagoans) and a table full of bachelorettes thought i was gay because i was putting dollar bills in the g-strings of the entertainers.
so i fucked all of them
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:02 PM
th bachelorettes not the entertainers
/story fail
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:02 PM
GTFO if you don’t make your own mayo.
if you make your own mayo out of storebought eggs, and you don’t even bother to press your own olives, then what’s the difference?
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Mayo is the base for a lot of sauces, knob.
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Mayo is the base for a lot of sauces, knob.
yeah, but the only one you make is warm mayonnaise dip. Step 1, heat mayonnaise, Step 2, spoon it right in
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:05 PM
I helped Winona Ryder murder some popular girls. No, wait.
i love my dead gay son!
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:06 PM
HEAT? Oh you fancy.
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:06 PM
Clay there’s actually a chocolate chip cookie recipe that uses mayo instead of eggs, butter, and salt.
Revolting shit, just revolting.
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:06 PM
reminds me of the time me and a buddy went to a tranny bar just for yuks
Is “yuks” a new slang term for blowjobs?
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:08 PM
I just had to work to keep lunch down after reading that
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Revolting shit, just revolting.
that does not sound good at all. Also, link?
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:08 PM
It’s why it needs to be refrigerated.
my beer is alive?
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Is “yuks” a new slang term for blowjobs?
it can be. bring it up in every post for a week
/social experiment
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:14 PM
clearly we’re not in a room full of people that were smart enough to get into AP Biology if only 3 of you knew yeast is a living organism.
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:16 PM
AP English and AP History. But I was in the dum-dum classes for science and math.
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:20 PM
beaners, go to night school to take spanish, and get a B
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:22 PM
clearly we’re not in a room full of people that were smart enough to get into AP Biology if only 3 of you knew yeast is a living organism.
I don’t need to know that to know your cootie stinks.
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:30 PM
fuck AP Bio.
female swimmers don’t shave…some male swimmers wear panty hose.
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:31 PM
this. gross.
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:32 PM
fuck you, shit breath
February 22nd, 2012 at 2:41 PM
I don’t need to know that to know your cootie stinks.
Spit take
February 22nd, 2012 at 4:08 PM
It’s just a hygienic rule. This same rule was in effect on my high school team ten years ago. They just don’t want someone getting infected from a surely gross high-school locker room. Especially when the guys do it – the first few times guys shave down for swimming it is a bloody mess, as most naturally have no idea what they are doing. Also, the locker room would be packed to the gills with everyone waiting until the last moment to shave, so there’s that safety aspect as well.
February 22nd, 2012 at 5:12 PM
we didn’t have that rule.
/8 straight state titles
February 22nd, 2012 at 5:35 PM
Really? (We had three straight state titles, 2 more non-consecutively in the last ten years.) Seems to be just a regional rule then.