I don’t watch The Dan Patrick Show very often. I don’t feel bad about that because I doubt Dan Patrick reads all my posts. I am in awe of the DP Show office. Duffy and I are hoping that USA Today provides us with an awesome man cave to write in. We could even have a confessional like the DP Show does. That’s where Andrew “McLovin” Perloff was when he tried to spin a basketball and ended up knocking his glasses off his own head. The $400 glasses were totaled. Yes. $400 eye glasses. Those are apparently, “a thing.” Poor guy didn’t even get any sympathy from his coworkers.