Roundup: The Oscars Were Dull, Jennifer Lopez Had a Near Wardrobe Malfunction, Joel Zumaya is Already Out For The Season
By Ty Duffy
Non-Oscars. The LA Times is starting a “membership program“, which is clearly not a “paywall.” The Republican Primary shows a party divided. Mitt Romney still wants you to believe he’s a car guy. Santorum wants to break down the boundary between church and state. No biggie. Obama wants kids to go to college. What a snob. Hipster LeBron. Interstellar travel might not be so far off. Happy employees are more creative and productive . More violence in Syria…
Layla Kiffin sealed the deal with Tee Martin [LA Times]
George Lucas should have put more thought into the Death Star’s trash compactor. [McSweeney’s]
The Mets Adam Loewen is trying to pull a Rick Ankiel [Star Ledger]
Crocodile. Testicles. Don’t ford a river in Zimbabwe unless absolutely necessary. [Global Post]
Jarome Iginla is too nice to market himself. [FOX Sports]
Baseball’s drug testing policy is flawed. [NYTimes]
Tennessee high school blocks atheist editorial from school newspaper. [KnoxNews]
Derrick Rose signed a $260 million endorsement deal with Adidas [Chicago Tribune]
British skier brought back to life after being buried in avalanche. [World of Sport]
Joel Zumaya already knocked himself out for the season, needs Tommy John surgery. [Pioneer Press]
Slovakians vote to name a bridge after Chuck Norris. It doesn’t cross the water. The water cowers in fear. [Guardian]
This is how I picture many of you…
Here’s Jamie Carragher speaking, walking out of an interview after a dick question. [via 101GreatGoals]
Otis Redding