Yasiel Puig Didn't Make the All-Star Game Because He's Clearly Cheating
Yasiel Puig appeared at the MLB Fan Cave a few weeks ago and held a giant baseball bat. I had this post all ready with “steroids” in the title, but the opportunity to post never properly presented itself. Now, with Puig getting passed over for the National League All-Star spot in favor of Freddie Freeman, I am carpe-ing the chance to post. Here goes!
Get it? It’s an over-sized bat. It’s funny because it is bigger than a normal bat. This would explain how he can hit 7 home runs at once. This should be against the rules. I told you Puig was cheating, but like Chris Davis, he’s not on steroids.
On a more serious note, why is there a giant orange squid at the MLB Fan Cave?
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