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Your Sporting Options Are Many This Weekend

Alligators, College Football, Jason Whitlock, Media Gossip/Musings, Mike Vick, NBA, NFL, NHL, Politics 266 Comments »

tebow-hurtThere’s golf. Postseason baseball. Two very significant college football games. Preseason NBA action! Hockey! And Sunday’s NFL slate, which is somewhat meek. Cousins of Ron Mexico and Sports Hernia will be guiding you through the weekend, so send them anything interesting you see in the sports world. You can find their email addresses on the right rail. A few things to keep an eye on: Read the rest of this entry »

The Roundup: Cheerleader Slays Alligator, Hockey’s Almost Here, and Jay Leno Musings

Alligators, Baseball, Cheerleaders, College Football, Media Gossip/Musings, NFL, NHL, Television, Tennis, Twitter, Video, Women's Sports 78 Comments »

katy_perryKaty Perry … samurai swords are a good home defense … most and least affordable US hosing … here’s a stepfather of the year candidate43 marathons in 51 days? That’s absurd … this snake has a foot! … how can you not want to read this: “Couple robbed while inside dumpster” … drunk driving a motorized wheelchair … speaking of people in wheelchairs

Sixteen-year-old cheerleader kills 10-foot alligator. (WLTX)

Because another Bowl is what we needed: The Yankee Bowl, to be played at Yankee Stadium. (NYT) Read the rest of this entry »

Chicago: The real big news was last night - the Tribune Company sold the Cubs to the Ricketts family, and Tom Ricketts is expected to run the show. His family fell off the Forbes 400 list in 2008, so don't expect the free-wheeling spending of, say, Mark Cuban, the Yankees, or the Red Sox. Less significant news, but still pretty damn cool - a 3-foot alligator was found "basking on the rocks" of the Chicago River. In other Chicago news, the Bears host the Giants tonight at 8 pm. And because the Chicago news don't stop, two Chicagoans were on the "top 10 lefties" list: Obama and Oprah. If Ned Flanders is from Chicago, make that three. [Tribune] (8)

The Roundup: Kids vs. Alligator, Youk Tweets After he Fights, and Blame it on the Cat

Alligators, Baseball, Comics, Fighting, Movies, NBA, NFL, Olympics, Twitter, Video, Video Games 83 Comments »

amanda bynesAmanda Bynes … excuses, excuses … don’t you dare call Megan Fox a coked-up tranny! … when you read deeper, the headline is a bit of an exaggeration, still, an unfortunate situation … man gropes Minnie Mouse at Disney World … pig swallows woman’s wedding ring … weird woman wants to marry a rollercoaster ride (really) … the cat downloaded all that NSFW stuff! … the baby elephant trapped in a manhole video … the good thing is that this isn’t the only food you can get at 4 am …

A bit surprised these Tank McNamara comic strips pertaining to Mike Vick were pulled from the Washington Post. (NYT)

Reminder: When you’re visiting MLB.com, it is the PR arm of the league. (Salon) Read the rest of this entry »

The Roundup: It’s Super Bowl Media Day

Alligators, Athletes and Celebrities, Baseball, College Basketball, College Football, Fans, Media Gossip/Musings, Movies, NBA, NFL, NHL, Tennis, Video 23 Comments »

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian … when the going gets rough, sell your sperm … no deflation in 2009, but rather big inflation? … did Beckham beat the crap out of a photog? … the nerdy Giants fan was copying the chubby kid from Goonies! … man’s kiss wakes his wife from coma … with headlines like these, Obama’s honeymoon is over … after the jump, when alligators attack …

The definitive list of the greatest Australian basketball players. We’d have gone Gaze at No. 2. (NBA Mate)

The Cleveland Cavaliers have seen Slumdog Millionaire. Have you? (Plain-Dealer)

Notre Dame falls to 12-7, 3-5 in the Big East after another home loss. (Chicago Tribune)

Two kids benchwarmers on the Charleston Southern hoops team have started a blog. (Redshirt Year and Beyond)

WR coach Aaron Roderick eventually, should make up his mind. It was Utah, then Washington, and now it’s Utah, again. (Utah Utes)

Roddick advances to the Australian Open semis after Djokovic retires due to heat. (LA Times)

Whoever is negotiating for Andy Pettitte is doing a poor job – he turned down $10 million earlier this offseason and signed for $5.5 million. (NY Post)

Think any Arizona fans would rock a Leinart or Plummer jersey to the Super Bowl? (Joe Sports Fan)

If you attend the Super Bowl, NFL security head Jeff Miller will have his eye on you. (Penn Live)

Oops. Completely missed Ovechkin’s shenanigans from this weekend’s All-Star game. (Toronto Star)

Madonna and A-Rod spent the weekend in the Hamptons with the Seinfelds. (Page 6)

More on the Joe Torre book, if you care. (NY Times)

The NFL is cutting 150 jobs from three places: League office, NFL Films, and NFL Network. (Philly Daily News)

Pat O’Brien would be better suited for a VH1 train wreck reality show than any sports media entity. (Sports by Brooks) Read the rest of this entry »

The Roundup: Angry Camby, Angry at Patrick, Gators

Alligators, Baseball, Car Racing, Courts, Legal, Danica Patrick, Media Gossip/Musings, NBA, Olympics 60 Comments »

You know her from the 40-year-old Virgin, Invincible and Scrubs – Elizabeth Banks! … and for the Comic-Con nerds in the house, we have a jump special for you … can’t tell if this is real, but a robbery was caught on the internet? … idiot attempts to stand on a moving car on the Jersey Turnpike … Dad leaves his kid in the car to go see Dark Knight … the fall of Scott Storch … we all missed Anna’s mystery ring! … not familiar with this Michael Savage clown, but geez, what an asshat … video of Kid Rock fighting at the Waffle House …

Former Sonics announcer choses soccer over Oklahoma. (Hot Dog and Friends)

Nice gesture, Sir Charles. (Philly.com)

Captain Lou Albano’s 75th birthday party is engulfed in chaos, and the SWAT team saves the day. (NY Post)

Boston fans are going on an Alligator hunt. (Red Sox Monster)

Harsh words for Danica Patrick. (NBC Sports)

Worth noting: the issues with newspapers will have a negative effect on radio and TV. (Variety)

Sanya Richards: Cute, fast, engaged to an NFL player, and, we hope, healthy. (Dallas Morning News)

Camby, not thrilled with the Nuggets: “They’ll probably get somebody who won’t make the team, anyway.” (LA Times)

A stirring offseason for Joakim Noah continues! (Sports Point)

Jorge Posada goes back to the DL, and may not play again this season. (Roto Savant)

The chick who sent Rich Eisen bikini pics way back when had her email broken into by her co-anchor, who may go to jail for it. (Page Six)

Great moments in journalism: Fox Sports, Danica/Milka and super soakers. (Lion in Oil)

A-Rod refuses to go down in his divorce like he does meekly in the postseason. (TMZ)

Weird jersey spotted at Dodgers game. (Joe Sports Fan)

Battle of the Network Stars, anyone? (The Popcorn Trick) Read the rest of this entry »

PM Roundup: Untitled: Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

Alligators, Baseball, College Football, Drugs, Golf, Hockey, MMA, NFL, What the hell is wrong with people 79 Comments »

This is Krystal Forscutt. Krystal, a model, is Australian. (Ed. Note: For hot.) I’ve seen her on My Chill Pill (Semi-NSFW) a couple times now and I have to say… Good choice.

Remember that apple core from earlier today? Well look what else is for sale on ebay. The nerve of some people! This one doesn’t even mention DNA. Though, vacuum-sealed bag does sound a tad more professional than “used beer cup.” I would totally bid on this, but I just spent 36 grand on an apple core this morning. If only I hadn’t already gone 5 grand over my apple core budget for the week. Damn.

A woman in Georgia was warm, so she climbed inside her freezer. She promptly died. (MyFox Atlanta)

Florida ‘Gator attacks man – no charges pressed. (firstcoastnews.com)

Dennis Rodman pleads no contest to spousal abuse. (FOXNews) (2 Fox News links? Am I a conservative?)

A list of the best sports mullets. You know who submitted this. (tampabay.com)

Chris Cooley just wants to play football. (NFLJuice.com)

The Mets season continues down the path to saga-ville. (Kallas Remarks)

The OC Register is outsourcing some copy-editing duties to India. (OC Register)

‘Bama Linebacker caught slangin’. (Sporting News)

Don’t make out with Cowboys’ fans. (The 700 Level)

Nobody saw Mark Buehrle’s 1000th strikeout. (Chicago Bull)

The Maple Leafs are making moves. (MyHogtown)

An interview with the face of Women’s MMA, Gina Carano. (MMARATED.com)

The (not-so) secret to Fresno State’s success? The Skullet. (YouTube) (Surprisingly, not submited by Diekemper) Read the rest of this entry »

The Roundup: Can’t We All Just Get Along?

Alligators, Baseball, Bill Simmons, Blogging, Cricket, Media Gossip/Musings, NBA, Soccer 60 Comments »

This is Tom Brady’s baby mama, Bridget Moynahan, and somehow, one of our readers saw in Harper’s Bazaar … so it’s cool to out an old source after they’ve died? … hey, it’s Lenny Clarke! … who is most promiscuous? … so now Mark Cuban’s brother is blogging? … Big Brown and Curlin, talkin’ smack … after a jump, a photo you’ll enjoy …

Analyzing the friction between sportswriters and sports bloggers, including quotes from a guy who never does interviews, Bill Simmons. (Boston Phoenix)

Toronto GM JP Ricciardi lets his candor get the best of him when the topic is free-swinging Cincinnati slugger Adam Dunn . (Cincinnati.com)

Cricket, perhaps trying some neat, new things. (Steady Burn)

Good read on the Chelsea propaganda machine. (Pitch Invasion)

Girl takes Dad to court after getting grounded, wins. (Globe and Mail)

Eight foot gator spotted in Central Florida; brazen cop tosses a towel (?) on the back of the gator and proceeds jumps on top of the beast. The gator tossed him off and bit him. Another cop shot the gator repeatedly but it did not die. (Local 6)

The moving story of Joey Gilletti and the And1 Mix Tape. (Hoops World)

What’s going on at the Fort Worth Star Telegram? (Hungry Journalist)

Talent at the Celtics victory parade. (The Sports Culture)

A day after Whitlock says Euros aren’t tough enough to win titles … he takes it back when he remembers how the Spurs won several championships. (KC Star)

Doug Christie – he’s so gully – has a rap label? (850 The Buzz)

Ozzie’s sick of those darn Euros who are always taking tours at Wrigley. (Out of Right Field) Read the rest of this entry »

The Roundup: Alligator in the Kitchen Edition

Alligators, Baseball, ESPN, Media Gossip/Musings, NBA, NFL, Soccer, Video 63 Comments »

Shakira, an all-time favorite, says good morning … even the college kids think Miguel Tejada was ambushed by ESPN last week … A-Rod’s wife gave birth to a baby girl last night … a tribute to Howard Cosell, who died 13 years ago today … what sane human being forces their grandma to do this? … how funny would it have been if, in response to Barry’s “dust my shoulders off,” Hillary got to the podium last night and did the “I can’t feel my face” move? …

ESPN’s Ric Bucher isn’t going to Utah after all – it’ll be Boston. (Sports Media Watch)

So many questions for the woman who went into her kitchen to find a gator. (This Just In)

Delving deep into the harrowing mind of Murdoch during his New York newspaper takeover. (Gawker)

Jeff Conine, Ironman! (NY Times)

You’re going to be hearing much more of Scott Van Pelt on ESPN radio. (USA Today)

Watch this one closely – pretty sweet volley off a back-heel pass. (Beautiful Game)

Resurrecting the Champ, anyone? (The Sports Interview)

Some screengrabs of Jason Taylor’s moves on Dancing with the Stars. (The Sports Hernia)

Eli Manning, reading about wizards on his honeymoon. (NFL Juice)

Mike Bibby’s totally going to get the treatment tonight in Boston. (Boston Sportz)

Your daily update on the Sonics move. (Northwest Sports)

Stat boy is going to be part of ESPN’s 2nd day draft coverage. (Fanhouse)

The story of the Ukrainian figure skater who was slipped GHB is rather terrifying. (NY Post)

PM Roundup: Sprewell Would Have Done the Same

Alligators, Baseball, Campus Crime, College Basketball, Gladiators, Jacking off, NFL, TV, Video 102 Comments »

In honor of the Office returning to TV tonight, Jenna Fischer. Not to “pimp” our Myspace, but a few female readers have signed up – yada, yada, yada, if there is ever a love connection among commenters, that would be cool.

Man finds $140,000 in unmarked bills, turns it into the cops, and as a reward, Brinks (who lost the money), give the guy a paltry $2,000. (CBS News)

John Elway is impressed Jay Cutler chastised WR Brandon Marshall. (Fanhouse)

South Park clowns Bill Belichick. (You Been Blinded)

Seaplane clips an alligator during takeoff, flips and sinks. (Local 6)

Can people really get this hateful and vitriolic? Come on commenters, keep it professional. (Wall Street Journal)

Sorry, we’re not buying this Jake Long-as-the-No. 1 pick business. (Sports Point)

David Cone during the Yankees telecast last night: “…he gets jerked off.” (Zubaz Pants)

Come on Brett Favre, shit or get off the pot. (Sun Herald)

Insult to injury: The apartment of a few Memphis players was robbed while the Tigers were at the Final Four. (Friends of the Program)

Sorry, but there’s no shot of Larry Brown going to Providence. (ProJo)

Will you watch Gladiators if this girl is on it? (Daily Mail)