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May 09

Almost Happy Hour Roundup: Smoke A Skull

Athletes and Celebrities, College Football, Drugs, Dumb College Kids, Elisha Cuthbert, Jason Whitlock, NBA, Video Cousins of Ron Mexico 49 Comments »

elisha-cuthbert-bikini-3-19.jpgI know I’m super-psyched that Friday is finally here… TGIF indeed.. I’m ready to go home and pop on a Beerfest-Hot Fuzz double feature and not move until I go home to visit my mom sometime this weekend… Of course I haven’t gotten her anything… I’m going to use this article as an excuse… Or maybe I’ll take Mike and Mike’s advice and head to JCPenny’s… I haven’t really decided yet…

Patrick Imig of Yardwork infamy will take you through the weekend’s many major sporting events… Until then you can try any of us…

I have to say part of me hates the paparazzi… But part of me wants to shake their scummy collective hand for things like the last week’s worth of Elisha Cuthbert photos…

Kind of sick, but truly inspired: Some teenagers in Texas converted a child’s skull into a bong. (USA Today)

Florida Gator, Jamar Hornsby, has been using a dead girl’s credit card for the last 6 months. (Sporting News)

Marissa Miller. (Hollywood Tuna)

Want to get nostalgic about 80’s television action shows? (The Popcorn Trick)

Who knew that sinkholes had appetites? (AP)

I kind of really like the “Walk of no shame” commercial. (YouTube)

Kiki Vandeweghe is the new Nets GM. (The Sports Network)

Little kid absolutely thrashes. (goldenfiddle.com)

My neck hurts from just looking at the pictures. (DVICE)

Whitlock talks to a blog. (You Been Blinded)

Cleveland…*Shakes head* pizza… *sighs* (WKYC)

Oh yeah – the final two seasons of LOST are each getting an extra hour. Yippee! (THR.com)

May 04

Elisha Cuthbert And Calgary Flame, Dion Phaneuf

Athletes and Celebrities, Elisha Cuthbert, NHL Cousins of Ron Mexico 69 Comments »

The latest stop on Elisha Cuthbert’s journey back to hotness is apparently the Calgary Flames’ Dion Phaneuf. Sure you might have figured that out from the headline, but I thought I’d spell it out down here in case you skip the headlines and go straight for the visual representations.

Phaneuf is a 23-year-old defenseman who recently signed a 6-year deal worth more than 6 million dollars per. I’d say that combined with Elisha Cuthbert makes for one happy Canuck.

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Apr 20

Sunday Roundup: Lazy Sunday

Athletes and Celebrities, Elisha Cuthbert, Heavy Drinking, MMA, NBA, Video Cousins of Ron Mexico 4 Comments »

Day two of the NBA playoffs sounds like a good time…A buffalo chicken sub for lunch sounds even better… How incorrect was I in my two UFC predictions…The answer is either “very” or “totally”… I also would have accepted “pathetically”

No one cares if I stay with this theme…right?… Good… If you need me I’ll be in bed recovering… send me lots of links to help make my job easier…. Thanks… alumnigonzo@gmail.com

Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em (Ed. Note: Dumbest name of any rapper ever) was offended by LeBron’s quote. Luckily I doubt anyone cares. (Now Public)

How about that Tim Duncan guy? (YouTube)

Senators coach Bryan Murray seems like a nice enough guy. (Carolina On Ice)

Great read on Charles Barkley, truth speaking could/would be political entity. (ESPN)

A Q and A with Cowherd? What? (Stet Sports Blog)

Abigail Clancy. (Hollywood Tuna)

A look at the NFL’s retirement plan. (Miami Herald)

I’ve been sitting here since 7:00am trying to figure out why the words “Super” “Bowl” and “Run” are in a headline about the Chicago Bears. My ears started to bleed around 8:14. (Fan House)

Chelsea Clinton – Gay Icon. (MSNBC)

Straight biography, homey. (Inside Track)

Some baseball players are hitting the ball well. Time to renegotiate! (CuseAdelphia)

A former Steeler/Bear got tased, bro. (Josh Q. Public)

The year is 1995…the song is 1, 2, 3, 4 (Sumpin’ New)

Mar 31

Top Shelf: Penguins Primed for Postseason

Elisha Cuthbert, NHL, Top Shelf Fantasy Ethos 31 Comments »

Pittsburgh 3, New York Rangers 1: The Pens took over the top seed in the Eastern Conference in what may be a prelude of things to come in May. Despite playing 10 minutes, the Hugh Grant of the NHL was a non-factor. No word if he donated to the economy of the local Pittsburgh businesswomen the previous evening. As asked in the comments yesterday, if the Charlie Sheen of the Rangers can pull Elisha Cuthbert, among other Hollywood starlets, what’s he doing messing around with whores? You mean he can’t pick up some of the talent hanging around Madison Square Garden? Maybe if Avery would share his leftovers with Jaromir Jagr, the Czech native might stay. Are the Pens really guilty of “diving and face-clutching and horrified equipment shedding?”
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