Facial Hair Archives

Chris “Birdman” Andersen’s Beard Will Haunt Your Dreams

Posted December 1, 2011, 5:30 pm by Tim Ryan (17 Comments)

Chris Andersen has upped the horror ante.

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Andrew Luck’s Beard is Unkempt

Posted July 27, 2011, 3:25 pm by Jason McIntyre (124 Comments)

Andrew Luck, an architecture major at Stanford, has a new, unruly beard. Also, a decent QB.

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Barry Zito’s Mustache

Posted April 4, 2011, 1:05 pm by Tim Ryan (114 Comments)

Barry Zito’s Pornstache: It’s amazing what a mustache can do to a person’s overall look. Barry Zito has gone from guitar strumming hippie to part-time trucker and full-time adult entertainer. The question is, how does it stack up to John Paxson’s infamous mustache? It’s not quite as pronounced as State Trooper Giambi’s, but give it [...]

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The Roundup: College Football Signing Day is Here (and Minka Kelly’s New Movie is Nearly Here)

Posted February 2, 2011, 8:40 am by Jason McIntyre (176 Comments)

Sofia Vergara, again… a workout ate my marriage … Georgetown a 2 seed? Sure … like anyone needed this list to know Blake Lively is “hot” … Rick Fox is funny? … news for anyone who watches sporting events on the many illegal feeds online … if you want to have a baby on 11-11-11, [...]

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CC Sabathia Debuts Tremendously Awful Beard

Posted December 9, 2010, 7:45 am by Tim Ryan (84 Comments)

Does CC Sabathia have plans of reviving nWo with Hollywood Hogan? Is he starting a biker gang? Did little Carsten Charles III go nuts with a magic marker? Did he eat Shaft? Does he take that thing off before he goes to bed? Does it really even matter? It’s CC Sabathia, so it’s somehow endearing. [...]

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Best Beards in Sports History

Posted October 14, 2010, 3:45 pm by Jason Lisk (36 Comments)

Sports Beards: In honor of the alleged Brady/Moss spat about hair and beards, Sports Illustrated has reached into its photo vault and is running a pictorial of the best beards in sports history.     Randy Moss shouldn’t be listed first, but I guess they had to have their hook.  Featured beards include the Kimbo Slice, Lanny McDonald, and Alexi Lalas.  [...]

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Chris Berman’s Mustache

Posted September 9, 2010, 10:15 am by Tim Ryan (91 Comments)

Señor Berman: Wildly popular ESPN personality Chris Berman has sprouted a mustache. Every hipster in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, along with guys like Carl Pavano and the great John Axford must have woken up in tears this morning. Suddenly, the mustache craze has come to a screeching halt. Let’s hope it’s a fake. And if it is, [...]

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