Facial Hair Archives

John Axford breaks up with mustache, goatee AND flavor saver

Brewers Closer John Axford Killed His Facial Hair

Posted May 24, 2012, 5:15 pm by Tim Ryan (2 Comments)

Farewell, furry friends.

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Lance Berkman Channels Sgt. Slaughter at Cardinals Spring Training

Posted February 24, 2012, 11:20 am by Ty Duffy (21 Comments)

No word on whether the Big Puma has mastered the cobra clutch.

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Hanley Ramirez Might Have the Worst Facial Hair In Advertising History

Posted February 10, 2012, 12:00 pm by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (18 Comments)

Get this man a razor endorsement.

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Chris Andersen will soon pin The Undertaker

Chris “Birdman” Andersen’s Beard Will Haunt Your Dreams

Posted December 1, 2011, 5:30 pm by Tim Ryan (17 Comments)

Chris Andersen has upped the horror ante.

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Andrew Luck’s Beard is Unkempt

Posted July 27, 2011, 3:25 pm by Jason McIntyre (124 Comments)

Andrew Luck, an architecture major at Stanford, has a new, unruly beard. Also, a decent QB.

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Barry Zito’s Mustache

Posted April 4, 2011, 1:05 pm by Tim Ryan (114 Comments)

Barry Zito’s Pornstache: It’s amazing what a mustache can do to a person’s overall look. Barry Zito has gone from guitar strumming hippie to part-time trucker and full-time adult entertainer. The question is, how does it stack up to John Paxson’s infamous mustache? It’s not quite as pronounced as State Trooper Giambi’s, but give it [...]

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The Roundup: College Football Signing Day is Here (and Minka Kelly’s New Movie is Nearly Here)

Posted February 2, 2011, 8:40 am by Jason McIntyre (176 Comments)

Sofia Vergara, again… a workout ate my marriage … Georgetown a 2 seed? Sure … like anyone needed this list to know Blake Lively is “hot” … Rick Fox is funny? … news for anyone who watches sporting events on the many illegal feeds online … if you want to have a baby on 11-11-11, [...]

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