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Mar 14

Rex Ryan Has a Smaller Stomach Today

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Rex Ryan weighed 340 pounds at the beginning of last season. By the time he was preparing for Peyton Manning in the AFC Championship, the big fella had to be pushing four bills. Then, there was the unfortunate public wardrobe change at the Hurricanes game, which apparently was enough inspiration for him to address his weight issue and undergo a lap-band procedure. Read the rest of this entry »

Feb 10

Rex Ryan’s Rather Unfortunate In-Game Wardrobe Change [Update]

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For some reason, Jets coach Rex Ryan showed up at the Hurricanes/Panthers game in Raleigh last night wearing a Flyers jersey. Read the rest of this entry »

Jan 26

Jets Fan Gets Tasered by Indy Cops For … Nothing?

College Basketball, Fans, Fat, Video TheBigLead 200 Comments »

There isn’t enough video here to draw a firm conclusion, but the Indy cop who bolts out of his car is awful quick on the taser. No talking, no explanations, just the cuffs and taser. Is that what happens when you have to deal with Stephen Jackson and Jamaal Tinsley for so long? Perhaps they were just promoted from the Gary, Indiana police department. That’s two weeks in a row Jets’ fans were arrested at playoff games. More fodder for Curly in Boston. Guess how we’re going to close the day? More skin. Read the rest of this entry »

Jan 23

Jets Coverage Will Make You Laugh And Cry

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When I picked up the New York Post today, I laughed at the cover. Never knew Robin was played by the midget from Fantasy Island. Then I flipped it over. To no surprise, the words “The Natural” were accompanied by Mark Sanchez wearing a “Wonderboy” t-shirt. Perfect. Tomorrow’s gameday edition should be scrumptious. Read the rest of this entry »

Jan 16

Does Anyone Want to Coach The Buffalo Bills?

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bills-fan(5)The latest blow to the Buffalo Bills hilarious coaching search has come from Russ Grimm, Arizona’s offensive line coach. This past Monday, the Bills received permission from the Cards to speak to Grimm, but no meeting ever took place.

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Decided Schematic Advantage: The Kansas City Chiefs may be looking for a “decided schematic advantage.”  An NFL source told SI that canned Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis could be named the Chiefs’ offensive coordinator in the next few days.  Weis worked with GM Scott Pioli in New England and was an assistant for the Jets with head coach Todd Haley.  Maybe Weis will be better picking apart opposing defenses and working with limited talent than recruiting an athletic defense.  Though, it’s going to be hard to wash away the Irish stink.  Vendors of fatty food and over-sized khaki pants are monitoring this story intently. (SI) UPDATE: Chris Mortensen is reporting Chiefs have hired Charlie Weis as offensive coordinator. (ESPN) (17)
Jan 03

Ruffin McNeill’s Boiling Khakis Lead Texas Tech Over Spartans

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Ruffin-McNeill-Ass-SweatIt’s hard to fault Texas Tech interim coach Ruffin McNeill for his perspiring buttocks last night considering he referred to this past week leading up to the Alamo Bowl as the most difficult of his life. The dude was understandably stressed.

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Nov 18

Mark Mangino Crossed the Line … or Did He?

College Football, Fat TheBigLead 83 Comments »

mark-mangino-kansas-coachMark Mangino has done more for Kansas football in 7+ seasons than anyone else in the last 60 years. From 1947-2002, the program went to eight bowl games, going 3-5. Since 2002, Mangino has been to four bowl games, and has gone 3-1. He’s responsible for the program’s first Top 10 finish [Ed. Computers had 'em 11th in 1995] since 1968. Read the rest of this entry »

Sep 22

Will Notre Dame Play In a BCS Bowl Game in January? It’s Plausible.

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Notre Dame’s national title candidacy lasted slightly longer than the humor derived from the Kanye West meme. The Michigan loss knocked them out of contention. Many would argue they were never in it. But, Kirk Cousins’ last minute meltdown saved their season. In a development disturbing to those sick of the incessant ND coverage, there’s a good chance they make a BCS game.

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big-babyBig Baby and Leon Powe: Boston's keeping Big Baby Davis, but it lost Leon Powe. Davis signed a 2-year, $6.3 million deal that includes fat clauses. He was a key reserve in the playoffs last year, but he'll be behind Rasheed Wallace in the rotation. Big Baby's former benchmate in Boston, Leon Powe, is Cleveland-bound, pending his physical. The Cavs were soft inside last year with Sideshow Bob and Z ... Shaq and Powe are a much tougher frontcourt tandem. Too bad one's old and the other's chronically injured. [Boston Globe, Plain-Dealer] (60)
Aug 11

Celtics Retain Big Baby Davis, Lose Leon Powe to the Cavs

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big-babyBig Baby and Leon Powe: Boston’s keeping Big Baby Davis, but it lost Leon Powe. Davis signed a 2-year, $6.3 million deal that includes fat clauses. He was a key reserve in the playoffs last year, but he’ll be behind Rasheed Wallace in the rotation. Big Baby’s former benchmate in Boston, Leon Powe, is Cleveland-bound, pending his physical. The Cavs were soft inside last year with Sideshow Bob and Z … Shaq and Powe are a much tougher frontcourt tandem. Too bad one’s old and the other’s chronically injured. [Boston Globe, Plain-Dealer]

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