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The St. Louis Rams Do Need to “Man Up,” But Not With Sam Bradford

Football, NFL Draft 124 Comments »

Bernie Miklasz of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch believes the Rams need to “man up,” and to “show some fortitude” with their #1 pick. They need to stop listening to “Chicken littles” and “nervous nellies.” He believes they should take a risk and select Oklahoma quarterback Sam Bradford. It’s easy to be virile and cavalier, with someone else’s money.

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Was it Better For the Patriots to Lose to the Ravens Last Weekend?

Football, NFL 72 Comments »
Michael Lombardi brought this up on the B.S. Report and wrote about it on the National Football Post this morning.  By losing to the Ravens and not finishing among the final 8 teams, the Patriots gain a significant advantage heading into uncapped free agency next year.  Could the Pats have thrown the game?
The uncapped year is not the unfettered free-for-all that at least I imagined.  Teams that finish in the final eight have “severe restrictions,” namely they can’t add free agents.  They can only sign players to replace ones they lose.
New England wasn’t winning the Super Bowl.  Their defense was inexperienced and inadequate.  They lost the MVP of their offense, Welker, just before the playoffs.  Brady was hurt.  Maybe the Pats get through one round.  But, beating both the Colts and the Chargers on the road and winning the Super Bowl was implausible.
That restriction would be devastating to a team, such as the Patriots next season, that needs to reload in a number of areas.  They don’t have much money committed for next year.  Because they lost, they can now capitalize on the free agent chaos.  As Lombardi writes.
If you can’t win the Super Bowl with your current roster, which clearly the Patriots could not do, then losing in the first round is the place to be.
We all know how much Bill Belichick appreciates fair competition, but it’s hard to believe he would send out a team to deliberately lose.  That said, if you know that losing is not the worst thing in the world, it saps your urgency and focus.  Playing “the game of football” in “The National Football League,” that will get you beat.

Michael Lombardi brought this up on the B.S. Report and wrote about it on the National Football Post this morning.  By losing to the Ravens and not finishing among the final 8 teams, the Patriots gain a significant advantage heading into uncapped free agency next year.  Could this explain the Pats being beat that badly at home?

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Tecmo Bowl Comes to Life in Oregon High School Football Game

Football, High School Sports, Video 34 Comments »
Play of the day: Grant’s Kenneth Acker’s amazing punt return touchdown

This insane punt return from an Oregon high school playoff game officially went in the books as a 33-yard TD. Unofficially, it was a Bo Jackson-inspired 93 yards. But forget the vintage Tecmo zig-zag for a second and pay attention at the :16 second mark, where one of his teammates flexes after throwing a block while the play is still far from over.

Somewhere, Phil Mushnick slams his mouse and chews one of his 19 remotes. [Oregonian]

Football Player Takes His Helmet and Bashes it Into the Face of a Referee, Breaking Every Bone in His Face

Football, Video, What the hell is wrong with people 53 Comments »

If that’s not bad enough, the players of the losing team refused to hand over cell phones to call paramedics after the incident. The referee suffered a hairline fracture in his skull. [Breitbart]

Mitch Albom Believes You Have a Drinking Problem

Football, Heavy (Alleged) Drinking 92 Comments »

lionschickjpgHow long does it take the Internet to pierce Mitch Albom’s ivory tower? About a week.  The distinguished columnist fired up the old e-mail machine to watch a clip of a drunk Lions’ fan on YouTube.  This screamed for context and credentials.  We laymen needed someone to comprehend it.  Someone with…a master’s in journalism.

Mitch Albom was trained for this.  He saw the epidemic, represented by one concrete incident, and has the solution, banning alcohol at tailgates.

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The Roundup: Winnipeg Changes Mind on Pacman, a Michael Cera Backlash, and College Football Arrives

College Football, Courts, Legal, Football, International Basketball, Movies, NFL, Sick and Twisted Individuals, Twitter, Video 87 Comments »

christie brinkleyChristie Brinkley … Only in Wal-mart: slapping a child who isn’t yours … kid in Florida lied about the Muslim student standing for the pledgeLevi Johnston in Vanity Fair, abridged … billionaire hedge-fund manager says Goldman Sachs is wrong! … poor newspaper carrier … make sure your dog isn’t eating magnetswinning 3rd place isn’t really winning … angry otter attacks tri-athlete … for an extra $10, Southwest will let you board first … that wasn’t a mouse in the pepsi; it was the remains of a frog … guy who held the “I cheated” sign at a busy intersection in Virginia? Hoax …

Well, that was quick – the Winnipeg Blue Bombers decided they don’t want Pacman Jones. (Sun) Read the rest of this entry »

2009 NFL Preview: Miami Dolphins

2009 NFL Previews, Football, NFL 71 Comments »

Miami is the city of sun, fun, fabulousness, and, if you are Dan Le Batard, profuse sweating.  The Dolphins are the enduring franchise in the city, and they could not have found two more fitting public faces to represent Miami’s flavor and diversity, Bill Parcells and Chad Pennington. Read the rest of this entry »

2009 NFL Preview: Detroit Lions

2009 NFL Previews, Football, Impending Depression, NFL, Sad., Video 31 Comments »

The Lions finished 0-16 last season, the worst record in NFL history and a fitting piece de resistance for forty-six years of failure under the Ford ownership.  Some might call their losing “epic,” but that would imply there was a story.  The Lions’ season had neither drama nor interest.  They were neither cursed nor compelling.  They were, simply, demonstrably worse than every team they opposed.  It was not a year to relive.
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Jeff George Would Like You To See His Tryout Video

Football, Former Athletes, Jason Whitlock, NFL, NFL retirees 41 Comments »

Perhaps we’ve been following the wrong quarterback comeback story this offseason.

Lost in the shuffle of Brett Favre’s flirtation with the Vikings and Michael Vick’s reinstatement is that 41-year-old Jeff George may want in on the comeback action too. Read the rest of this entry »

Vicks Penance Seems Perfectly Timed, to Diminish the Story

Football, Media Gossip/Musings, NFL 41 Comments »

michaelvick_about1Roger Goodell conditional reinstated Michael Vick, so that he would be able to return for the sixth week, Oct. 18-19. It appears to be wariness and excess punishment for a man fresh off a 23-month federal sentence, but the timing buries the story too well to be coincidence.

Vick’s punishment is longer than the common four games, but short enough for a team to sign him. It upsets no one. It neutralizes the partisans.  It is the perfect length to limit the controversy.

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