Halloween Archives

Dwyane Wade’s Halloween Costume: Paints His Face White, Goes as Justin Timberlake

Posted November 1, 2010, 11:15 am by Jason McIntyre (98 Comments)

Dwyane Wade as Justin Timberlake: Interesting Halloween choice, Mr. Wade. At first glance, we thought Wade was paying homage to Dave Chappelle, who painted his face white to portray a TV newscaster. (Don’t act like you forgot the reparations skit.) Wade’s girlfriend, Gabrielle Union (not pictured here), dressed up as a Girl Scout. World Red [...]

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Cam Newton: Heisman Favorite, Fairy for Halloween

Posted November 1, 2010, 10:15 am by Ty Duffy (124 Comments)

Halloween at Auburn: Here are Heisman frontrunner Cam Newton and freshman quarterback Clint Mosley all dolled up for Halloween. The whole team celebrated. A large, muscular black man in a fairy costume. Tea baggers throughout the country will be channeling their furtive sexual attraction into an obnoxious rage. FEAR. Expect euphemisms and praise for Kellen [...]

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Rajon Rondo Was Tiger Woods for Halloween

Posted November 1, 2010, 7:30 am by Jason McIntyre (10 Comments)

Courtesy of Paul Pierce’s twitter feed, here’s a photo of a few Celtics dressed up for Halloween. Paul Pierce is the frog in Green, Rajon Rondo is Tiger Woods on the far left, and we’re not entirely sure who the other guys are (based on other photos from Pierce, Kevin Garnett is the man in [...]

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Halloween Weekend Has Arrived

Posted October 29, 2010, 6:45 pm by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (272 Comments)

Halloween weekend is finally here. That means girls in awesome costumes and mass alcohol consumption. (In responsible moderation, of course.) It also means DOG IN A HOCKEY MASK. The chick is Tinsley Mortimer who is a socialite with a reality show I’ve never heard of. She’s also apparently  a descendant of Thomas Jefferson, Patrick Henry and James [...]

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Joe Flacco’s Halloween Haircut is Part Jersey Shore, Part Vanilla Ice

Posted October 26, 2010, 11:43 am by Jason McIntyre (71 Comments)

The Baltimore Ravens had a charity event last night, and QB Joe Flacco opted for the Jersey Shore look, complete with racing stripes on the side, and some wacky Vanilla Ice-type designs in the back. According to the Baltimore Sun, Flacco went to the barber of linebacker Tavares Gooden, and the chop job only took [...]

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The Roundup: Baseball Attendance Plummets, Rachel Alexandra Retires & Chris Bosh’s Miami Mansion

Posted September 29, 2010, 8:40 am by Jason McIntyre (245 Comments)

Demi Lovato … Atheists know a lot about religion? … the most interesting man in the world is a Jewish actor and lives in Marina Del Ray … the stigma of home schooling is fading … squatters go upscale … an actual clown is running for Congress in Brazil … photos of buildings being blown [...]

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