Heavy Drinking Archives

Bobby Jenks Got a DUI at 3:43 AM and Was Charged with Hit-and-Run, Too

Posted March 23, 2012, 11:16 am by Tim Ryan (57 Comments)

In a few hours, we hope to get word that El Guapo also did something stupid last night.

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Orson Charles, Georgia Tight End, Arrested for DUI. Will it Hurt His NFL Stock?

Posted March 9, 2012, 9:17 am by Jason McIntyre (39 Comments)

Probably not as bad as his pro day hurt his stock.

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Pro Golfer Rachel Connor Arrested For DUI While Eddie George Sat in the Passenger Seat

Posted March 7, 2012, 5:45 pm by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (15 Comments)

Eddie George was in the car while a professional golfer failed a breathalyzer.

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Roundup: NCAA Hypocrisy, Obama Reelection Sparking Gun Sales, Stanley Kubrick as a Photojournalist

Posted March 6, 2012, 8:30 am by Ty Duffy (231 Comments)

Newspapers lose $7 in print ads for every $1 they gain online. ESPN headline writers have infiltrated Disney. Grizzly bear attacks campsite.

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Roundup: Roland Martin Suspended by CNN, Journalists Told Not to Break News on Twitter & the Bourne Legacy Trailer

Posted February 9, 2012, 8:00 am by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (277 Comments)

Plus, Elizabeth Hurley, bowlers freaking out, wakeboarding in Alaska, Kenny Powers, and an impressive win by Kansas.

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Roundup: Kentucky is College Basketball’s Team to Beat, a Maria Menounos Bikini Gif & the New Spiderman Trailer

Posted February 8, 2012, 8:30 am by Jason McIntyre (227 Comments)

Also: Memphis is Big East-bound, there’s video of a pretty sweet high school dunk, Ricky Williams has retired, and you might enjoy the Blake Lively slideshow. I’d mention the Jerry Sandusky link, but that sick bastard is just going to get you depressed.

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Knowshon Moreno’s DUI Arrest in a Bentley Convertible With SAUCED on the License Plate Helps Further Highlight What a Bust He’s Been

Posted February 7, 2012, 12:17 pm by Jason McIntyre (120 Comments)

Many picks from the 2009 NFL draft have already become stars. Denver had two picks in the first round, and neither player has done anything.

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