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Joe Smith is Dating a Former Miss Teen USA, Gets Upset When You Don’t Know “He’s a Pitcher for the Cleveland Indians”

Posted May 22, 2012, 12:21 pm by Ty Duffy (86 Comments)

Really, why should an MLB reliever be asked to show identification like a mere peasant?

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Sam Shields of the Packers Sounds Like a Really, Really Nice Guy According to This Report

Posted May 7, 2012, 12:29 pm by Jason McIntyre (45 Comments)

Heavy sarcasm in that headline, as you will soon see.

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Belvedere Vodka’s Oral Sex Ad Did Not Go Down Smoothly

Posted March 23, 2012, 6:10 pm by Ty Duffy (21 Comments)

This idea should have died at conception or, better still, never been conceived.

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A-Rod gropes an invisible Hakeem Olajuwon & Ralph Sampson

Not Even Alex Rodriguez Can Escape Lame Store Credit Exchange Policies

Posted March 20, 2012, 1:22 pm by Ty Duffy (93 Comments)

Being Alex Rodriguez rich does not grant immunity from life’s difficulties. The difficulties just become way more ridiculous.

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Craig James Would Never Make the Choice to Ride In a Gay Parade

Posted February 23, 2012, 4:58 pm by Jason Lisk (26 Comments)

Craig James reiterated his stance that being gay was a choice.

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Colorado Mesa Running Back Arrested on Suspicion of Assaulting a Lesbian Woman

Posted February 22, 2012, 2:39 pm by Ty Duffy (29 Comments)

“He took it upon himself to get me away, I guess. I don’t know what he thought it was going to do. My roommate said that he picked me up from the waist and slammed me onto the ground,”

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Roger Clemens Was on a Mound Again

Posted February 16, 2012, 6:32 pm by Ty Duffy (19 Comments)

We feel for the poor student manager who had to give him a rub down with hot liniment.

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