Archive for the 'Mascots' Category

admiral ackbarOle Miss: "The campaign for Admiral Ackbar is gaining Internet, if not intergalactic, steam. Tuesday, Ole Miss students voted to find a new mascot to replace the abandoned Colonel Reb. A student committee to develop and propose a new mascot will be formed soon. Ackbar, a member of the Mon Calamari species who led the Rebel Alliance ships into the Battle of Endor, appears to be the early favorite." Here's his most famous scene: "It's a trap!" [AJC] (77)
William & Mary: In its search for a mascot, the school has narrowed its options to five - a Griffin, a King & Queen, a Phoenix, a Pug, and a Wren. We're mildly fascinated by the thought of the "William & Mary Pugs." [W&M.edu] (24)

When All Signs Point to the Colts … Go With Miami

ESPN, Mascots, NFL, Video 363 Comments »

jaycutler_faceWhat’s not to like about Indy tonight? The defending AFC East champs stunk up the joint last week in Atlanta, mustering a meek 259 yards and turning the ball over four times. The last two times they have played (Ravens in the playoffs), Miami has committed nine turnovers. And Peyton Manning and the Colts own Monday Night Football – “The Colts have the best winning percentage among regular participants over the past decade (9-3, .750). They’ve won seven of their past eight MNF games, averaging 33.1 points in the process.” Indy is a lock at -3.

We’ll take Miami, but have been practicing our Cutler face for when they inevitably lose. Read the rest of this entry »

The Roundup: Panic Over Kurt Warner, Kevin Kolb, and Another USA World Cup Qualifier

College Football, Former Athletes, Mascots, Media Gossip/Musings, Music, NBA, NFL, NHL, Politics, Soccer, UFC, Video 55 Comments »

shakiraShakira… Attention college kids – the five lowest paying majors… that’s a nice headlineNadal flirted with Shakira at a restaurant! … because there’s always another financial crisis around the corner … does a CBS Early Show host have swine flu? … it pays (literally!) to be a designated driver … Mike Huckabee declares that journalism is deadmanure dispute settled with a taser … blade runner back in the news, but it’s not track & field related … some kids will do anything to hide a bad report card

The “hate beat” for journalists. Also known as Everything and Everyone Sucks. (Ad Age)

USA vs Honduras in soccer, not coming to a TV channel near you anytime soon. (Wash Post) Read the rest of this entry »

Mascot Fail: Nicholls State U Channels Third Reich

Mascots 17 Comments »

yeah, that was a bad decisionFrom bad to worse: Here’s the old mascot for Nicholls State. The new one is seen here at the right. Clearly, $30,000 was wasted, and if you weren’t already aware, focus groups are overrated. Read the rest of this entry »

Spanish Soccer Club Unveils King of Shameless Promotions

Mascots, Soccer 23 Comments »

Spanish soccer club Getafe unveiled their 2009-10 Burger King shirts.  The blatant BK logo seems odd, though innocuous, but look further.

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Department of Mascots: William & Mary is Contemplating an Asparagus Stalk

Food, Mascots 22 Comments »

Because wealthy, intelligent college kids can’t wait to work ‘yellow pee’ into a chant.

The NCAA ruled in 2006 that the college could keep the Tribe nickname but its feathered logo was demeaning to Native Americans and had to go.

Why not keep it simple and go with something nerdy, yet original … like a bunsen burner? [AP, Slash Food]

The Roundup: Rick Ankiel’s Impressive Mustache

Athlete Wives, Baseball, Boston vs. New York, College Basketball, College Football, Facial Hair, Mascots, Media Gossip/Musings, NBA, Video 45 Comments »

Ali Larter and Beyonce are in a movie opening this weekend, which also stars TBL reader Jerry O’Connell … owning a home is becoming more and more of a burden …why hasn’t more been made of this cyber-attack? … anyone in Miami want to fight Canseco two Sundays from now? … Krugman on how we’re a lot like Ireland right now, and that’s not a good thing … good luck dodges these chargers, lady … two videos after the jump … solid interview coming later today …

Greg Paulus and Syracuse, a nice fit. (College Game Balls)

That sure is an impressive mustache, Mr. Ankiel. Even Barry Zito is impressed. (AMI, Twitter)

Perfect, on the eve of a fun weekend at Fenway between the Yankees and Red Sox. (It’s Him!)

Someone emailed us a random photo of Brodie Croyle’s wife for no apparent reason. (Enjoy)

Josh Beckett’s back on the market after breaking up with the sister of his high school buddy/trainer. (Inside Track) Read the rest of this entry »

Caption Post: The Stanford Tree

Cheerleaders, Mascots 25 Comments »

I won’t call it a contest because whoever “wins” won’t get anything. Also, I assume 1 Happy St would win anyway and I don’t want to give him anything.

The picture comes from The Sports Culture.

The Roundup: Angry John Daly, AFL ‘09 Still Alive

Baseball, Cockfighting, College Football, Death, Golf, Mascots, NBA, NFL, Video 52 Comments »

Can’t go wrong with some Alba … sorry Big Three, that auto bailout’s not a lock yet … on the plus side, denizens of that Detroit can score a cheap lap dancejarring video of Carrie Fisher, who looks eerily similar to Jabba the Hut … when Volcker speaks, we all should listen: “Bringing consumption back in line with income would not only crimp individuals and families, but also require major readjustments in the global economy” … monkey smuggler, busted … who will mourn the loss of the local newspaper? … Donny Deutsch busts up a marriage … video of Jessica Biel from her new movie role as a stripper …

Allen Iverson, punching bag. (Empty the Bench)

Terrell “Rudolph” Owens is in the Christmas spirit. (You Been Blinded)

It took a few years, but the Pacers have finally rid themselves of troublemakers. (Yahoo)

Urban Meyer loses an assistant to Mississippi State. (Sun Herald)

Everyone loves Mike Singletary. (Niners Nation)

AFL will playing in 2009 … for now. (NY Times)

John Daly, still fat, still breaking things. (No Guts, No Glory)

Who is the baddest mascot? (Rushing to Judgment)

Father of Patriots’ QB Matt Cassel dies, New England unsure who will be starting QB vs. Oakland. (Boston Globe)

“If Graham is not invited to the Heisman, they ought to quit giving out the award.” (Smackcaster)

Yankees acquire three-time Gold Glove winner Mike Cameron to patrol the outfield, finally cut loose vastly overrated Melky Cabrera. (NY Daily News)

Buffalo cockfighting ring busted. (Buffalo News)

Turbulent season for Pacman Jones may be done due to a neck injury. (Morning News) Read the rest of this entry »