Mascots Archives

FSU Unveils Its New Anthropomorphic Horse Mascot Cimarron, America Laughs

Posted April 30, 2012, 1:21 pm by Ty Duffy (138 Comments)

Consider this the halfway point for Chief Osceola following the way of Colonel Reb.

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David West Put the Cavaliers’ Mascot in the Hospital

Posted April 12, 2012, 11:12 am by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (56 Comments)

David West scored 19 points last night, but his biggest shot was to the eye of Moondog.

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Video: Mankind, Mr. Socko and the Phillie Phanatic On 30 Rock

Posted January 27, 2012, 3:57 pm by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (66 Comments)

Two of the best television cameos in the history of sports.

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School District Rejects Cougar Mascot Because it is Offensive to Women

Posted January 19, 2012, 2:59 pm by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (67 Comments)

Draper, Utah will not be the next Cougar Town.

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Darwin Cook Was Surprised to Find Out the Orange Bowl Mascot He Tackled Was a Girl

Posted January 6, 2012, 5:30 pm by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (6 Comments)

Hey, you hang 70 on someone and later find out you tackled a female mascot after the biggest play of the game … yeah, hug it out.

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The Wisconsin Badger Dancing At A Wedding

Posted August 23, 2011, 1:00 pm by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (181 Comments)

The Wisconsin Badger showed up at a wedding. Yes, he Dougie’d.

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