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Roundup: Michigan 60-59 Michigan State, SOPA Protests, Rick Perry Pisses Off The Turks, Los Angeles Passes Condom in Porn Ordinance
Posted January 18, 2012, 8:30 am by Ty Duffy (189 Comments)
Salma Hayek, the nexus where men’s and women’s taste in women meet.
[ Read More... ]Roundup: South Park Renewed, Landry Jones Had His Tires Stolen & ECU Had an Umbrella-Related Gun Scare
Posted November 17, 2011, 8:08 am by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (212 Comments)
Everyone is now saying the Marlins didn’t really offer Pujols 9-years and $225. Also, the story behind Bob Costas’ Sandusky interview. And Jason’s most overrated basketball team dropped its opener – at home – to Long Beach State.
[ Read More... ]The Roundup: 9 Year-Old Girl Arrested and Pepper Sprayed, Shaq’s Opinionated Interview and Tim Tebow
Posted November 3, 2011, 8:05 am by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (280 Comments)
Models, Sam Bradford, the beauty of New York, Nickelback, Detroit, Lindsay Lohan goes to jail, Bubba Smith died and Oregon cheerleaders > Tebow.
[ Read More... ]Local News Captures Rare Eyewitness Account From Man In Coonskin Cap
Posted November 2, 2011, 11:26 pm by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (8 Comments)
This guy should witness everything.
[ Read More... ]Punniest Cop Ever Explains Barber Shop Robbery of Rapper Brisco
Posted October 21, 2011, 5:54 pm by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (4 Comments)
This cop is no-nonsense, but he still appreciates good wordplay.
[ Read More... ]Actual Headline: “Dwarfs better off tossed than jobless, Florida republican says”
Posted October 6, 2011, 5:20 pm by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (38 Comments)
This story has it all. Dwarfs. Florida. Dwarfs. Representative Ritch Workman (which is obviously a fake name… wait, what? He’s real!? Awesome.) has introduced a bill to lift the Florida state ban on dwarf-tossing. This man is an American hero. From Bloomberg: Dwarf-tossing, an event in which bar patrons throw little people in protective gear [...]
[ Read More... ]Roundup: Germans Sick of Bailing Out Europe, Texas Frat Suspended For Sex Shows, Nancy Grace…Shudder
Posted September 28, 2011, 8:00 am by Ty Duffy (210 Comments)
Carlos Tevez refused to play for Manchester City last night. Corvallis is safe. Dallas? Not so much. The Kardashians think men should wear underwear with suits (we concur). Peyton Manning spilled a beer on himself.
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