Christopher Michael Campbell, a coach at Lakeland Kathleen High School in Florida, was arrested for bringing a knife to practice and threatening a player. He brandished the knife multiple times. It was against the rules to bring a weapon on campus, but the real problem was when the brandishing begins. Anytime there's brandishing involved, you know a situation has gone to the next level. I'm going to go brandish a beer. See? Shit just got real. (Tampa Bay Online) (1)
Happy Sunday. Baseball, football, etc. You know the drill. Everybody should be around today, so don’t be shy. Over there, Malin Akerman.
Atlanta Falcons’ owner Arthur Blank wants to build a new stadium to replace the Georgia Dome that could cost upwards of a 1 billion dollars. Too soon? (Atlanta Journal-Constitution)
Terry Francona’s breakfast – 12 pieces of bacon and Red Bull. (Boston Globe)
Dallas Police are looking for a pudgy, naked backyard dancer. (AP)
Roy Williams and Felix Jones did not travel to KC today. (ESPN)
Golfer loses arm in alligator attack. (Fox Sports)
Florida law has an exception in their DUI manslaughter law for “causation.€Â Essentially, if the victim helped cause the accident, the driver, though drunk, is not inevitably fully responsible. UPDATE (After the Jump)
Hey guys. In case anyone missed the memo, TBL will be off living the sweet life with some BSD’s until June. So, I, Tyler Duffy, will be manning the bridge with the help of CRM and TheSportsHernia. If you have any PR, questions, complaints, links, job offers, or Nigerian e-mail scams you can e-mail me at tyduffy@gmail.com. If you prefer restrained interaction, I am also on twitter @tyduffy. For those who fear me dissolving this space into soccer posts, sermons and Kevin Youkilis homages, worry not. TBL will be stalking me via Blackberry.
Christina Hendricks got hosed by Erin Andrews’ Army in the Culture Tournament. I’m doing my best to makeup for the injustice.
This is Danielle Bux, the WAG of soccer legend Gary Lineker. According to the most scientific survey of females ever comprised, Danielle is the 75th most attractive woman alive. She’s something like 2.5 percent more attractive than Britney Spears. Honestly, how much longer can they Grandmother-in Britney?
Obama Ballin’ Part 3: There are now two videos of KJ warning Obama to not even think about playing him. Apparently the Mayor of Sacramento has some ball-busters in his cabinet. (NESW)
The ACC has more success in college basketball when there’s a Republican in the White House. (ACC Sports Journal)
“Garry Alvin Key, 50, admitted in U.S. District Court in Panama City on Thursday to throwing homemade pipe bombs at dolphins to scare them away from fishing lines.” (News Herald)
Bill Walton’s thoughts on the inauguration. Sign the bill, big man! (Starting Blocks)
Finally, an iPhone application for snipers. (FOXNews)
How mediocre is the NFL for the Cardinals to make the Super Bowl. (Kallas Remarks)
Woman steals a case of Natty Ice and leaves her purse at the scene. (Gainesville Sun)
Ballboy got smoked at the Aussie Open. (SimonOnSports)
Girl texted 35,000 times in a single month. That’s more than a thousand a day. Her fingers must have the tiniest calluses. (Orlando Sentinel)
Related? One in five teens sends sexually explicit images via electronic devices. (Marketing Charts)
Ninja tries to steal ATMs. I think that happened in Barber Shop. (TC Palm)
In the least surprising development ever: A guy got drunk at Hooters and started hitting on the employees. Isn’t that part of the business model? (News Herald)
Look, old pictures (There’s one below the jump) of Vanessa Minnillo. It’s a New Years miracle! Just like pulling into a gas station and having some Eagles’ scrubs pump free gas for you. (Via MLJ)
For TBL: Life of an extra on the set of Gossip Girl. (W Magazine)
Jarkko Ruutu has to bite fingers, you see? He’s got a disease. (Melt Your Face Off)
Mangini to the Browns appears imminent. (Cleveland.com)
Stafford and Moreno are leaving Georgia for the NFL – after much disrespect I might add. (Sparty & Friends)
Will the topless coffee shop be allowed to open its doors? I can’t believe this isn’t from Florida. (AP)
Don Cherry defended hockey fights at the funeral of a player who died as a result of a hockey fight. (Slam Sports)
The porn industry is looking for a bailout. At what point does the blogosphere band together and ask for a bailout? (HuffPo)
It’s Friday and the only thing that can lift me up is Scarlett. I’m probably going to see RocknRolla tonight. I’d rather see Zach and Miri, but I love Lock, Stock and Snatch so I probably won’t be disappointed.
The Sports Hernia will be here this weekend pointing out all the crazy hair you can handle. I’ll be at a wedding.
Happy Sunday. Baseball, football, etc. You know the drill. Everybody should be around today, so don’t be shy. Over there, Malin Akerman.
And you thought their backfield was crowded.
Donte Stallworth could avoid a harsh penalty for his DUI manslaughter charge because of 
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It’s Friday and the only thing that can lift me up is Scarlett. I’m probably going to see