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Actual Headline: “Dwarfs better off tossed than jobless, Florida republican says”

Posted October 6, 2011, 5:20 pm by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (38 Comments)

This story has it all. Dwarfs. Florida. Dwarfs. Representative Ritch Workman (which is obviously a fake name… wait, what? He’s real!? Awesome.) has introduced a bill to lift the Florida state ban on dwarf-tossing. This man is an American hero. From Bloomberg: Dwarf-tossing, an event in which bar patrons throw little people in protective gear [...]

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2011 Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards - Arrivals

Roundup: Germans Sick of Bailing Out Europe, Texas Frat Suspended For Sex Shows, Nancy Grace…Shudder

Posted September 28, 2011, 8:00 am by Ty Duffy (210 Comments)

Carlos Tevez refused to play for Manchester City last night. Corvallis is safe. Dallas? Not so much. The Kardashians think men should wear underwear with suits (we concur). Peyton Manning spilled a beer on himself.

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Young Miami Hurricanes Fan Funnels Capri Sun At Tailgate

Posted September 27, 2011, 6:50 pm by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (6 Comments)

Florida baby!

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Roundup: Tebow Fans Planning Anti-Orton Billboard, VCU’s Navy SEAL training, Lubed New England Fans and a Fat Cat

Posted September 15, 2011, 8:15 am by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (135 Comments)

A-Rod and Cameron Diaz may have broken up, Tom Brady wants New England fans to get “lubed up,” the guys from Slapshot watch the Breaking Dawn trailer and the secret to Tom Hardy’s ridiculous workout routine.

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Former WWF Diva Terri Runnels Suing Ex-Boyfriend Over Libel, Nude Pics

Posted August 13, 2011, 6:00 pm by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (12 Comments)

A former WWF diva is suing her wrestler ex-boyfriend because he’s posting bad things about her on Facebook and trying to sell nude pictures of her.

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Roundup: Baseball Attendance, Movie Pep Talks, Redneck Olympics and London Riots

Posted August 11, 2011, 8:15 am by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (166 Comments)

Videos and links and pictures! Golf, co-ed tennis, NYC hoops, Paul Rudd, Bert and Ernie, gay beer, professional bar fight, and introducing Daniela Ruah.

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Florida Softball Umpire Arrested For Fondling Youth

Posted May 24, 2011, 5:45 pm by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (9 Comments)

Youth Softball Umpire Arrested: Brigid Lesovsky, 25, has been arrested for allegedly having a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old girl. Lesovsky met the girl while umpiring. “Lesovsky was charged with three counts of lewd or lascivious molestation and one count of lewd or lascivious battery, jail records show.” You’ll never guess which state this happened [...]

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