Kyle Dennis, a 37-year-old math teacher slash basketball coach in Idaho, was arrested this week for exposing himself at Costco and Walmart three different times this year. “According to court documents, Dennis ‘knowingly engaged in obscene conduct…by manipulating his penis with his hands while walking around a Costco store with an erection.’” Personally, we’re offended he’d double-dip between Costco and Walmart. Sane, thrifty, educated shoppers go to Costco; guys who like to walk around in public holding their erection and these social types define Walmart. [Last Angry Fan]
To get the blood flowing a little, and since he’s in jail as we speak, check out this Charles Barkley highlight reel from a really old NBA Superstars video. Seriously, if this doesn’t get you fired up, you’re dead to me.
This is Abigail Clancy, if you’d really like to know more about her or don’t even know who she is, I suggest you go here. Another after the jump.
“I’m proud of it, I want everybody to go out and buy this fragrance and hopefully they can get some dates.€ Yes, that’s right, people, Tom Brady’s new “All American” Stetson cologone is now available in stores. (Inside Track)
An emailer sent pictures of the “red haired girl from Mad Men”, otherwise known as “the red haired girl with the awesome cleavage” and “Christina Hendricks”. I mean that is some great cleavage. Just good, hearty voluptuous cleavage. Meaty, tasty cleavage. Cleavage.
Awesome photos of Santonio Holmes’ “catch” to win Super Bowl XLIII. Makes you think he really didn’t catch it, actually. [AZ Central]
Senator Franco Harris. It could happen. [Mondesis House]
Rick Reilly isn’t sure about his level of fandom for Bruce Springsteen … if it means being in front of the stage at halftime of the Super Bowl. [ESPN Mag]
In case you never heard it the first time: Sara Palin explains the roots of naming her daughter Bristol. [CNN]
We may be witnessing a football version of Brandon Jennings. Yes because it’s worked out so well for Brandon. [the Quad]
It’s becoming more and more apparent that Lane Kiffin is a goofy bastard. [Palm Beach Post]
Video proof that ESPN’s Shaun King doesn’t know his Spanish very well. [Youtube]
The band needs to stay the hell out of Tom Crean’s way. [Palestra]
Happy Halloween kids. Enjoy your weekends and party hard. (And safe of course) Ah… school girl… complete with time-lapse here… Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find some welding goggles to complete my lothario-aviator-pirate look.
Patrick Imig will be here this weekend so remember to send all your links and leftover candy his way. He’ll be blogging in some sort of wrestling costume, this much is certain.
So it’s day number two here and as far as I can tell, things have been great. As expected, during the wee hours of the night, the U.S. defeated Spain, who was able to hang around this time, by a score of 118-107, winning the gold medal and bringing some serious and much needed respectability back to what began in 1992, with that filthy team that went to Barcelona.
I’m sticking with the tennis theme today, so to our right is Ana Ivanović who sadly withdrew from the Olympics due to a thumb injury, likely sustained during multiple competitive games of Track & Field, playing against someone who unfairly had the turbo controller. One more of her after jump.
The great rewards of preseason football. Umenyiora couldn’t walk off the field but X-rays were negative. (Examiner)
‘Skins had a lot of fun last night too. Can the season just start already? (NBC Sports)
EA sports head not going to go after file-sharers. I guess that’s nice, but his picture should really be the most significant part of this story. (BigDownload)
Olympic baseball ends in exciting fashion. South Korea escapes a one-out, bases-loaded jam in the bottom of the ninth inning to edge Cuba 3-2 in the gold-medal game. (Kansas City Star)
So what are people searching, anyway? Some hilarious categories here. (Debonair Magazine)
Lastly, at least one reader has a fantasy football draft this weekend. Outside of the obvious advice (buy a magazine!), some linkage and random thoughts after the jump: Read the rest of this entry »
Uh… It’s Thursday? I’ve got nothing. Let’s get the damn weekend started already. I’m ready for booze and horse races and pizza. And all that other good stuff that makes America great. Maybe I’ll watch a movie with someone who treasured that movie when they were growing up and then tell them all the reasons the movie is really horrible and make them cry. *sniff*
Any Roll Bounce fans in the house? Eh? Eh? Here’s Meagan Good anyway.
Joanna Krupa returns to the afternoon edition. After the jump she’ll make you thirsty. Maybe. I don’t know. Do pictures of girls and Budweiser ads really make you want a beer? If so, is it Bud? Myself, I could go for an icy cold PBR. Anyone with me? Besides Norman Chad, I mean.
I’m going to go on the record as saying I hate the live ESPN commercials. They’re pointless, annoying and – for lack of a bigger and better word – stupid. What’s the big deal? Oooh – they have live television now? Wow. When did that happen? Crazy! Well, it backfired – ESPN was caught with an F-U-C-(Hold it right there Mister! – Ed.) showing in one of their spots. Ha. That kind of slip up never would have happened on Darkmane’s watch.
Giants fan travels to Nicaragua rub it in. (Boston.com)
Sleep with your teacher, become executor of her will! (TambaBay.com)
If a hockey player’s dating her, does that make us posting this photo of Hillary Duff ok? … this guy must have been class optimist: Dude, where’s my recession? … Thursdays are the best night for TV, and the Office, plus Lost, really completes us … anyone up for an afternoon movie discussion? It’s coming … have you seen a missing inflatable pig? …
Busty teacher (from Florida, obviously) with bad tats is fired for her after-work job. (Daily Mail)
Anyone else thinking the same name we are on this seemingly sports-related blind item? (Page Six)
Kyle Dennis, a 37-year-old math teacher slash basketball coach in Idaho, was arrested this week for exposing himself at Costco and Walmart three different times this year. “According to court documents, Dennis ‘knowingly engaged in obscene conduct…by manipulating his penis with his hands while walking around a Costco store with an erection.’” Personally, we’re offended he’d double-dip between Costco and Walmart. Sane, thrifty, educated shoppers go to Costco; guys who like to walk around in public holding their erection and these social types define Walmart. [Last Angry Fan]
An emailer sent pictures of the “red haired girl from Mad Men”, otherwise known as “the red haired girl with the awesome cleavage” and “Christina Hendricks”. I mean that is some great cleavage. Just good, hearty voluptuous cleavage. Meaty, tasty cleavage. Cleavage.
Happy Halloween kids. Enjoy your weekends and party hard. (And safe of course) Ah… school girl… complete with time-lapse 
It’s Friday, so emptying the inbox is necessary. Mostly non-sports, some fantasy football, and a bizarre email.
Uh… It’s Thursday? I’ve got nothing. Let’s get the damn weekend started already. I’m ready for booze and horse races and pizza. And all that other good stuff that makes America great. Maybe I’ll watch a movie with someone who treasured that movie when they were growing up and then tell them all the reasons the movie is really horrible and make them cry. *sniff*
Joanna Krupa returns to the afternoon edition. After the jump she’ll make you thirsty. Maybe. I don’t know. Do pictures of girls and Budweiser ads really make you want a beer? If so, is it Bud? Myself, I could go for an icy cold PBR. Anyone with me? Besides Norman Chad, I mean. 
If a hockey player’s dating her, does that make us posting this photo of Hillary Duff ok? … this guy must have been class optimist: