Steroids Archives

Cris “Cyborg” Santos Tested Positive For Steroids and Might Have Killed Women’s MMA

Posted January 6, 2012, 9:31 pm by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (22 Comments)

The best female fighter in the world just got popped for steroids. This isn’t going to be good for Women’s MMA.

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This Seems Like a Silly Reason to Keep Jeff Bagwell Off Your Hall of Fame Ballot

Posted December 14, 2011, 5:34 pm by Jason McIntyre (44 Comments)

Mr. Jacobs, just so you know … Bagwell > Larkin > Morris.

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Roger Clemens Might Pitch In Puerto Rico

Posted November 5, 2011, 5:35 pm by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (6 Comments)

Roger Clemens may pull a Kenny Powers in his latest comeback.

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Roger Clemens Will Give Perjury Trial Another Go

Posted September 3, 2011, 9:00 am by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (2 Comments)

Your tax dollars at work? Clemens is going on trial, again, on April 17, 2012.

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Dick Butkus Talks Tough About Steroids, HGH, The NFL’s Future

Posted August 13, 2011, 3:20 pm by Barry Janoff (No Comments)

Dick Butkus was a big man on the field during a nine-year Pro Football Hall of Fame career. The eight-time Pro Bowler now is now focused on two other missions: Speaking out against the use of steroids, HGH and other performance-enhancing drugs; and raising awareness about situations regarding former NFL players who have been leveled by health and/or financial troubles.

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North Korean Players Test Positive For Steroids At Women’s World Cup

Posted July 16, 2011, 12:00 pm by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (12 Comments)

After being struck by lightning, some North Korean soccer players accidentally mixed steroids in their deer musk glands. FIFA has a problem with this.

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MLB Closes Cousin Yuri Investigation

Posted June 2, 2011, 4:52 pm by Stephen Douglas (CRM!) (6 Comments)

Nothing to see here. A-Rod’s Cousin Yuri can hang out in the lobby of any hotel the Yankees stay at on the road.

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