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Weekly Top Five

Baseball, College Football, Dog Show, ESPN, Hats!, Hookers, Media Gossip/Musings, NBA, NFL, Olympics, Strippers, Tiger Woods Affair, Video, Weekly Top Five 26 Comments »

pga_a_tigerpc3_576Every week The Sports Hernia and Cousins of Ron Mexico will recap the top five stories of the week. They are listed by importance, humor and relevance with a high degree of historical perspective in mind. Mostly, we’ll be reviewing the stuff TBL has run into the ground over the last few days, but sometimes a story slips through the cracks. Or some third reason allowing us to bring up something pointless. [Today, however, no CRM. He's off partying in Ibiza. Again.]

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Joslyn James: Tiger Got Me Pregnant … Twice

Hookers, Strippers, Tiger Woods Affair 42 Comments »

Tiger Woods perma-boner Joslyn James porn star and two-time Oscar winnerOn the first day of what will be a depressingly slow sports period until we’re rescued by March Madness, Tiger Woods is back in the news.

Today’s boink allegations? Porn star Joslyn James claims the golfing swordsman knocked her up twice, adding the extra stank that in both instances his wife Elin was also pregnant. Read the rest of this entry »

Weekly Top Five

College Basketball, Frauds, Heavy Drinking, NBA, NFL, Olympics, Strippers, Track & Field, WAG, Weekly Top Five 48 Comments »

So who will be the first to complain that these models are too clothedEvery week The Sports Hernia and Cousins of Ron Mexico will recap the top five stories of the week. They are listed by importance, humor and relevance with a high degree of historical perspective in mind. Mostly, we’ll be reviewing the stuff TBL has run into the ground over the last few days, but sometimes a story slips through the cracks. Or some third reason allowing us to bring up something pointless. Read the rest of this entry »

The Roundup: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Day! Also, Sumo Wrestler Quits, Villanova Tops WVU

Athletes and Celebrities, College Basketball, Courts, Legal, Former Athletes, Music, NBA, NFL, Strippers, Video 114 Comments »

brooklyn decker si swimsuit issueBrooklyn Decker is the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl, and after the jump, one shot of tennis player Ana Ivanovic. There will be plenty of coverage on the issue later … great time to be a male in college … pathetic that this nurse is on trial … does the NYT have anything on the Governor of New York or not? … US soldier waterboards his daughter … never heard of Anna Torv. She’s purdy … stowaway on Delta flight found dead … how does a newspaper get the Super Bowl score wrong? … glad we didn’t get stuck at this hotel Super Bowl week … man tries to buy crack with a credit card … lap dances for Haiti!

“Sumo’s enfant terrible Asashoryu, one of the sport’s most successful wrestlers despite a career dogged by scandal and controversy, has quit amid claims that he drunkenly attacked a man outside a Tokyo nightclub.” [Independent] Read the rest of this entry »

Ron Jaworski Takes no Prisoners

ESPN, Goooooood Morning Sports Hernia, NFL, Strippers 203 Comments »

Super Bowl FootballESPN’s Ron Jaworski took part in a football clinic for kids yesterday at the NFL Youth Education Town in Fort Lauderdale. He apparently misses football, or strongly disapproves of shaggy hair.

Shorty after dropping this youngster for a five-yard loss, Jaws celebrated the herculean effort by riding the Gatorade blocking pad like a horse for a good twenty minutes, and then breaking down the replay in the NFL Match-Up studio for approximately six hours.                                   Read the rest of this entry »

San Diego Super Chargers: "The manager of a well known strip club in the San Diego area named "Pure Platinum" called in this afternoon around 1:00 PM Pacific time to alert host John Cantera that at least eight Chargers were at his strip club into the early hours of the morning less that 36 hours before the game with the Jets on Sunday." Agree with the blogger - and Colin Cowherd, who talked about this earlier - this isn't the worst thing in the world. Or even the second. That being said, it'd be swell if the Colts' did the same thing Friday night in Indy. Might we recommend the Brass (NSFW) Flamingo? [Funk Football] (26)

Mississippi State Recruits Get Braggy on Facebook About Strip Club Visit in Starkville

College Football, Recruiting, Strippers 54 Comments »

jameon lewis mississippi recruitThree Mississippi football recruits – Jameon Lewis, Jay Hughes and Robert Johnson – visited Starkville this weekend. Guess what the first thing each of them did upon returning home? Write on their facebook about a trip to ‘The Pony,’ Starkville’s best (only?) strip club. Its website is under construction, unfortunately. But this NSFW site says that ‘The Pony’ is only a topless joint and lap dances run $40. Steep. But hey, boasting on facebook about strip visits is much better than, you know, weapons and money. [Mr. SEC]

Weekend To Do List: Flu Shots at a Strip Club

College Football, Food, Media Gossip/Musings, Movies, Strippers, Television, Video 341 Comments »

shane_conlanThings we love: Kegs and eggs, this movie scene, the cornucopia of sports in November, Wonder Years re-runs, singing the Fall Guy theme song, this Joe Alexander facial, this material, this Gus Johnson call, pumpernickel bagels, this baseball card, Jana Kramer,  and strip clubs that give out flu shots to senior citizens.

If you’re feeling lightheaded afterward, the champagne room is a delightful place to relax. Read the rest of this entry »

Golf Blind Item: "WHICH well-liked pro golfer once switched sponsors because he needed several million dollars in hush money? Seems he knocked up a stripper while playing at the Firestone Country Club in Akron, Ohio, and had to pay her off to keep their love child a secret. For those of you who feel like playing detective, here's the county club's wiki. A name is likely to jump out at you on that link. (Page Six) (56)

Mike Vick Spent His First Night Out of Federal Custody Like Any Guy Would Have: At a Strip Club in Virginia Beach [Update]

Mike Vick, NFL, Strippers 82 Comments »

Former NFL QB Mike Vick had been in prison for 19 months before being released into federal custody in May. Monday, he was released from federal custody. What was the first thing Vick did? The former Falcons QB went to Atlantis strip club in Virginia Beach, Virginia, according to a source who spotted him at the club and a DJ at the jiggle joint who did not want to be quoted by name. Vick was partying with NBA free agent Allen Iverson, the source and DJ both said. [Update: Vick denied visiting a strip club, saying he was "out of town." The AP reported that earlier in the week, he was in Richmond. It's a two hour drive from Va. Beach to Richmond.] Read the rest of this entry »