I considered ranking the Super Bowl commercials, but thought better of it. That would give them undeserved credit. They weren’t funny. Not one paused the conversation. The only one I laughed at was Jim Nantz giving relationship advice, and that was unintentional comedy.
Recycled themes and stale celebrity cameos are now the height of wit? Perhaps, we should reconsider the effect of train-wreck TV and internet memes.
Seriously, you’re getting semi-serious answers from real football players and you stick Jared Fogel in there by calling him a celebrity? This is just below the Page 2 senior director being introduced to pizza by the guy from Papa John’s. I guess I can’t say anything though. The people from MTV gave me a thousand dollars to promote Jersey Shore this season. Also, eat Wheaties and drink Captain Morgan!
I figured I’d show you guys some of the commercials that will air during the Super Bowl on Sunday. This way, you’ll have a chance to use the bathroom between touchdown passes. If you want to save yourself for Super Sunday, then just watch this classic and and don’t go past the jump.