Just get her the dog.
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Sports are back and stuff this weekend, in earnest if you enjoy baseball and golf.
“Where the hell have you been?”
Too young to drive. Also, not a human.
Remember Nerf Herder? And a Jon Taffer link!
It is the best possible combination of dog and bucket.