The Celtics and Wizards remain winless. The Timberwolves are unbeaten. First week fun!
More likely: LeBron to leave Miami after this summer, or Kevin Durant to leave OKC in three years?
Roundup: Facebook Dispute Leads to Killing, Braxton Miller is Back & High School Football Catch of the Year
Also, a spectacular Porsche crash, the Alabama Crimson Tide, and the mom on meth who cut off the head of a bunny in front of her kids.