Bud Selig’s dream?
Jesus Montero Confronts Mariners Scout in the Stands with Baseball Bat, Throws Ice Cream Sandwich at Him [UPDATE]
An ice cream sandwich appeared to set things off.
So close. Yet so, so, so far.
Sports should allow for fun, right?
I said, “Yep, what a concept. I could use a little beard myself and we could all use a lit-tle shaaave…”