It’s Friday. Yay! Wish Zlatan Ibrahimović a happy birthday.
Friday is here. Read this while waiting in line for Apple’s new phone. Or better yet, on your new Apple phone.
He plays baseball and likes The Simpsons? No way he’s only 23.
“Take my pen knife my good man!”
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Friday. Football. Football. Friday.