Carmelo Anthony married La La yesterday in New York City and his good friend LeBron James attended. The New York Post brings us a great headline, “Welcome to NY, jackass” and one of the greatest ledes in the history of the world.
“What’s the matter LeBron, can’t take the HEAT?!”
Chirs Paul and Spike Lee also attended the wedding. Lee was presumably there to recruit Melo to the Knicks, but it doesn’t matter. Melo and CP3 are both taking their talents to South Beach next summer. Book it. Redeem Team is setting up shop in Miami, bitch. Just read Brian Windhorst’s account of how Pat Riley lured Chris Bosh and James to Miami. After reading this detailed account of how this has been in motion for years, I can’t wait to read the book Windhorst is sure to write. Frank Isola and I will probably stand in line together to get our copies autographed.