Ryan Torain: The Washington Redskins new starting running back – Clinton Portis is out for at least six weeks – reportedly scored a three on the Wonderlic test, according to John Czarnecki of Fox Sports. [UPDATE: A reader notes that Torain has a learning disability, which explains the low Wonderlic score.] We’d attempt to put some witty spin on this, but we’re more hungover than we’ve been in a long, long time. We’ll spend the next two hours guzzling water and hopefully wake up just in time for the 1 pm games. [via Evan Silva]
Not his teammates.
Tough to even know what to make of this.
That performance ruined everything.
Kate Upton’s latest shoot, Avicii dead at 28, athletes love weed and much more.
We’ve all been there.
Let’s check in on the Yankees.