The Roundup: Brett Favre Takes a Football to the Groin & Jenn Sterger Supposedly Landed a Movie Role
By Jason McIntyre
Have all the technology innovations made this the Golden Age of Sports? [SI]
Jenn Sterger’s supposedly going to be in a movie alongside the washed-up Mischa Barton Ja Rule. [Radar]
Have a weird feeling the Patriots beat the Ravens this weekend and Peter Schmuck looks like a wise man. [Sun]
It’s been real, Shawne Merriman. Thanks for the memories. [Union Tribune]
Spurs starting lineup?: Parker, Ginobili, Jefferson, Duncan, Blair. [Express-News]
Lisk has been railing against San Diego’s special teams for weeks. [CBS Sports]
Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf, former LSU star and NBA scoring machine, is still playing at 41 years old in Japan. [Japan Times]
The new Braves’ manager … Fredi Gonzalez? [AJC]
Cool story about trying out for Missouri hoops, but we take issue with the Big 12 being called the “toughest basketball conference in the land.” [Post-Dispatch]
Since Miles Austin became the focal point of the Dallas offense, his 16-game numbers are staggering. [Morning News]
The Rockies are hard-up for Victor Martinez. Good luck, guys. [Denver Post]
For whipping his penis out in this man’s face, he’s lucky this is all he got. [via BC]
Brett Favre got hit in the groin with a football yesterday. Ha!
Nice right cross to finish this hockey fight.
Kevin Garnett got ejected last night for … yeah, we’re still not sure why. Boston announcer Tommy Heinsohn reacted thusly: “This … is … STUPID!”