Norman Chad Gets in on the Millen-Theismann Bashing

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Norman Chad Gets in on the Millen-Theismann Bashing

By Jason McIntyre November 15, 2010 3:20 pm ET Follow @thebiglead

By: Jason McIntyre | November 15, 2010 3:20 pm ET Follow @thebiglead

Matt Millen & Joe Theismann: Norman Chad feels the way we do about the NFL Network’s annoying analysts. “Putting Millen and Theismann in the same booth is like putting sugar and honey in your green tea. With no regard for a trembling and tormented nation still reeling from economic and electoral collapse, NFL Network has decided to stuff two stupefying and unrelenting voices into our living rooms every Thursday night … If you handed Theismann a celery stick, he would speak into it. Millen, meanwhile, long has been potent at a very simple TV device – if you say something authoritatively, it appears you are an authority.”[Wash Post]

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http://twitter.com/TheRealNDub NDub

/high fives Norman Chad
http://www.centsports.com/ cracker jack

I like sugar and honey in my green tea.

Unrelated but the Redskins signed Mcnabb to a 5 year extension? HA
scrappy grinder

/Truth’d
http://www.majorleaguejerk.com/ Rex Ryan’s Seed tastes like Arby’s Sauce

I like sugar and honey in my green tea.

this.

Unrelated but the Redskins signed Mcnabb to a 5 year extension? HA

also this.
Duder678

If you handed Theismann a celery stick, he would speak into it

norm!
GreatShatnersGhost

If you handed Theismann a celery stick, he would speak into it.

+1

Perfect.
irishmafia

ants on a log underrated
http://www.twitter.com/bsanders37 bsanders37

Holy shit, that’s a horrible contract for the Skins.
http://tigerwoodsfistpump.blogspot.com s1rweeze

His sample quotes he uses are gold. “Aerodynamically, it’s thrown perfectly.” “What impresses me about the Atlanta Falcons – on two third-and-short situations, the ballcarrier knew how far he had to go. . . . They’ve picked up [two] first downs just by being smart.” ONLY Theismann would say this crap and get paid for it.
Mike Eurizone > Paul Henderson

Unrelated but the Redskins signed Mcnabb to a 5 year extension? HA

I think the only way I could enjoy this more was if I was a Cowboys/Eagles/Giants fan.
http://tunagolf.wordpress.com illformula

Unrelated but the Redskins signed Mcnabb to a 5 year extension? HA

link?
http://twitter.com/SouvenirCity SouvenirCity

That sucks. Was hoping to see McRibb run the AZ offense next year. Why would Washington give him 5 years though?
http://twitter.com/#!/JHScramble Jim Harbaugh Scramble

Fire Millen.

/obligatory
Duder678

ants on a log underrated

lol
http://www.centsports.com/ cracker jack

Here ill
http://www.yodayoushouldask.com YYSA

How much can Vick get if McNabb can get 40 guaranteed.
GreatShatnersGhost

Can we get past this notion that explayers bring something into a broadcasting booth, just because they played the game?
Mike Eurizone > Paul Henderson

$40M guaranteed? Snyder has officially lost it.
http://twitter.com/TheRealNDub NDub

That’s an awful contract by the Skins. Yowzers.
ThatsSoTaguchi (Now with Zip)

Unrelated but the Redskins signed Mcnabb to a 5 year extension? HA

This makes the timing of the Ryan Howard contract seem wise.

Can we get past this notion that explayers bring something into a broadcasting booth, just because they played the game?

I’m pretty sure it should disqualify you.
http://www.thesportshernia.typepad.com Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia)

If you handed Theismann a celery stick, he would speak into it.

But would he speak into a vibrator?
Duder678

snyder needs to drop scientology and get back on his meds
The Bulldog

Can we get past this notion that explayers bring something into a broadcasting booth, just because they played the game?

Glares at Bob Griese and Gary Danielson.
Chief aka James

McNabb 5 year, $78M…WHAT?!?!
http://spartyandfriends.com sparty

But would he speak into a vibrator?

before or after?