Ric Flair Will be Honorary 12th Titan This Sunday

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So far there hasn’t been a whole lot of detail regarding this monumental event beyond Wyatt’s initial tweet, but it’s safe to assume Flair will drive a limo to the 50-yard line for the coin toss, do his signature strut on a Peyton Manning jersey, put Jim Irsay in the figure-four leg lock, explain to the raucous crowd how much his designer shoes cost, perform the entire “Piledriver” album, show pictures of his private jet on the jumbotron, give a free tutorial on how to apply the “testicular claw,” berate an obese fan by calling him fatboy, and steal at least 26 kisses, all while bellowing a delightful “Wooooooooo!” every 15 seconds.

[via @jwyattsports; photo via Getty]