Fireman Ed is the king of the annoying Jets fans. Now, he has an app. That’s right. For just $1.99 you can download one of the most famously obnoxious football fans on the planet and walk around with him in your pocket. You can break him out at any social occasion where you feel like people are enjoying your company just a little too much. Get the feeling that someone doesn’t hate you? Pull up the Fireman Ed app and change their mind on the spot. Want to make sure that girl doesn’t hook up with you? Have Fireman Ed do the talking! Before long, it’ll be like you’re the goon walking around with a personalized fire helmet on your head! (Fireman Ed App)
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