NFL Pigskin Pigsplosion Prevew: Championships!

And don’t forget we have late start times this weekend so pace yourself. It’s a long playoff Sunday. Just make sure to enjoy this final weekend of football at its purest and most wonderful. Unless the Jets win. Then feel free to be miserable because fuck that noise. Also, as you’re…

*red balloon floats by*

Falcons Cheerleader Break
Goodbye Atlanta. There are worse things than getting pwnfucked in a playoff game by Aaron Rodgers. That dude is a full on Jedi master right now. At least you’ve still got some hot cheerleaders.

Luckily, the fine people of Green Bay don’t have to worry since they have one of the greatest coaches in NFL history roaming the sidelines – Mike McCarthy. He’s so good that a columnist for the Star-Tribune says that he’s better than Vince Lombardi. Of course, that’s probably just a troll column. Anything with a definitive statement like that usually is.

As for Chicago, let’s hope that Mr. Roeper wrote his Chicago > Green Bay piece with his tongue firmly planted in his cheek. How else do you explain comparing your city to Sarah Palin and calling it a positive?
Pick: Packers (-4)

Prediction! This will be the most-watched non-Super Bowl in NFL history!

I guess I’m rooting for *shakes head* the Jets? What is happening here? I need a drink.
Pick: Steelers (-3 1/2)