Yankee Fan Pulls a Costanza on Live Television
By Tim Ryan
YES cameras took a stroll to the concession area earlier today during the Yankees-Rockies game and discovered a sweets-starved Yankees fan pulling no punches on an ice cream cone, a moment not unlike the time cameras caught George Costanza making love to an ice cream sundae* at the US Open where Kramer served as an adept ball boy.
The best part occurred after he took a satisfying bite from the cone and proceeded to enjoy it with his mouth open. It was a wonderful caveman touch, one we can only hope was enjoyed by co-workers and members of his family.
*Embedding was disabled, so it was humbly reduced to a link, but the announcer who mentions the invention of the napkin is none other than Larry David. The more you know.
[via @BubbaProg]