The Roundup: Man Gets LeBron's Face Tattooed on His Leg, Uruguay Wins Copa America & Hard-Partying the Reason Richards & Carter Were Traded?

Norman Chad tackles espnW. [Washington Post]

For the first time, the Tour de France winner is from Australia. The new champ’s name is Cadel Evans. [The Australian]

Idiot gets LeBron’s face tattooed on his leg, LeBron James acknowledges the dude on twitter. [I Am a GM]

Nothing good happens after 2 am – Buffalo Bills wide receiver hits a police officer with his car at 4 am, gets popped for DWI. [Democrat & Chronicle]

Mike Richards and Jeff Carter didn’t want to be part of Dry Island … so they were traded? [Daily News]

Jay Glazer says the NFL players and owners came to an agreement on the CBA early this morning. [Fox Sports]

Ten reasons to hate the Mariners, who have lost 15 games in a row. [Spokesman]

Twitter, Facebook, and social media in general is dangerous for athletes. [KC Star]

So Pat Gillick is the best talent evaluator in baseball? [Fox Sports]

Here’s one of the harshest columns about Tiger’s caddie, Steve Williams. [NY Post]

ESPN the Weekend is no more. [Disney Parks via Deadspin]

Can’t wait until Bruce Pearl lands at a mid-major and takes them to the NCAA tournament. [Knoxville News]

So nice job by Stephen A. Smith’s agent planting this story, right? [NYDN]

Uruguay won the Copa America title by drilling Paraguay, 3-0. Video highlights below. [Soccer by Ives]

Any thoughts on what Harrison Ford might have done in the green room prior to this interview? [via Uproxx]