Cristiano Ronaldo Knows You Hate Him Because He's Beautiful

”I think I am whistled at because I am handsome, rich and a great player and people are jealous of me.”

Ronaldo needs to go on Mario Lopez’s awful new show H8r so he can confront some of the ugly, normal people who get their rocks off by booing the greatness that is Ronaldo. I like to imagine Cristiano Ronaldo as a Sancho-type personality.