Roundup: RIP Steve Jobs, Oregon Fans Get Their Own Shoe, Lonely Blackhawks Fan and Death Star Pumpkin
Apple co-founder Steve Jobs died yesterday. He was 56. NYT obit and 2005 Stanford commencement speech here. [Fortune]
Related: Should you upgrade to the 4S? [MSNBC]
Hawaii has made surfing an official high school sport. I’m guessing Iowa is next. [Reuters]
Pete Doherty has discovered the greatest legal defense – too drunk to commit a crime. [Spinner]
Teacher resigns after it comes out that he “wrote a soft-porn book for teens that featured inappropriate sexual conduct between teachers, students and a senior administrator.” [Toronto Star]
Don’t hate Michael Jackson’s expensive personal physician, hate the game. [CNN]
Oregon’s student section gets their own NIKE shoe. Pay the fans! [ESPN]
85-year-old Spanish Duchess marries much younger man. [Yahoo!]
Four Loko is changing it’s label, still has no caffeine. [FOX News]
Sarah Palin isn’t running for president. It’s all part of an elaborate write-in campaign. [BBC]
Want to carve the Death Star into a pumpkin? Here are detailed instructions. [Fantasy Pumpkins]
Wladamir Klitschko’s next fight is set. [SI]
Hollywood needs to stop spoiling movies in the trailers. [Miami Herald]
Come on ladies, take this Blackhawk fan to some games and he’ll listen to your bullshit. [Reddit]
If you walk the streets of D.C., John Wall might cross you over. [Capital Games]
Ha ha. That goat is making a funny noise.
The iBrain
It’s French Fry week, haters.