Theo Epstein Is Chicago's Sasquatch

“It was Theo all right,” said Noah Pinzur, a lifelong Cubs fan. “I’m 99.9 percent sure.”

Pinzur asked the gentleman if he was Epstein. The gentleman said no. Ha. Good try Theo! To the internets!

Pinzur went back to his seat while Epstein, or his clone, went up to order. He got an iced drink for his female companion and a banana for himself before leaving in the SUV and heading north on Racine.

“Once he had to ask me who ‘Theo Epstein’ was, I knew it was him,” Pinzur said. “It was clearly him being driven in the direction of Wrigley Field.”

Pinzur googled “Theo Epstein” and “Theo Epstein’s wife.” He was convinced that the companion who ordered the iced drink was indeed Theo Epstein’s wife. Putting two and two together, he concluded that Epstein was headed to Wrigley for his long-awaited job interview.