Roundup: LSU-Alabama Week is Here, Fart Leads to Arrest, Colts & Dolphins Keep Losing & Man Roasting Raccoon Leads to Arrest

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This is a terrific (but sad) read about Donnie Moore, and how the pitcher didn’t kill himself because of that homer he gave up to Dave Henderson in 1986. [Atlantic]

I will definitely watch this Chris Herren ESPN 30-for-30 Tuesday. Have you read Fall River Dreams? You should. [Herald]

Ken Fang hands out his MLB awards. [Fang’s Bites]

“A man was arrested for assault after a domestic that allegedly started after he farted in bed and his wife sprayed him with air freshener.” [Mountain Scene]

It’s Alabama-LSU week! Remember the 1971 meeting when 55 million people watched? [WSJ]

Some thoughts – and photos – on what Gameday was like at USC Saturday. [LAist]

Kyle Martino married Susan Sarandon’s daughter. [People]

I don’t believe anything coming out of the mouth of Miami owner Stephen Ross. [Sun-Sentinel]

PGA Tour ratings … up? [Times Union]

You’ve got to see this clown’s mugshot: “Police say a man roasting a raccoon in a Midtown apartment building’s rear parking lot Monday, led them to a meth lab that landed his brother in jail.” [WMVTV]

Many Faculty Reps Attribute ‘Clustering’ to NCAA’s Academic Requirements. [Chronicle of Higher Education]

The Indianapolis Colts are the most hopeless 0-8 team in the NFL. Sorry, Miami. [Star]

Thomas Boswell is right – what a terrific MLB postseason. [Wash Post]

Didn’t Kansas point guard Tyshawn Taylor play with Raef LaFrentz? Anyway, Taylor has been suspended by Bill Self. [Campus Corner]

Here’s a nice story on Aaron Maybin, the Buffalo bust who is playing well with the Jets. [Daily News]

Arizona’s Robert Golden with perhaps the most scintillating pick-six return of the college football season. Not sure what the Washington receiver was thinking with the lateral.

Watch this overweight Flyers’ fan with his buttcrack showing nearly get shoved in a trash can. [via Guyism]

This happened in 2010, but I somehow missed it, and the F-bombs are so loud, I couldn’t help but laugh. [via Jerome Solomon]

A few months old, but watch this big-ass snapping turtle take a chunk out of a Watermelon. [via Buzzfeed]