Here is the Penn State Scandal according to “Taiwanese Animators.” This being one of the more depraved and disgusting news stories that you will see, the animators handled the story with as much restraint and whimsy as you would expect. Joe Paterno is a Pope-like figure who looks a lot like Harry Potter.
Jerry Sandusky salivates at the site of young boys before turning into a tiger who mauls zebras in the Penn State showers. Also, Michael Jackson dances in a church full of Pedobears. This is art at its highest form people. If only Ashton Kutcher had seen this yesterday. I just wish I could be a fly on the wall as they storyboard the upcoming Penn State riot clip.