Nene Signs With Denver: 5 years, $67 Million. Great. What About Dwight Howard and Chris Paul?

Now, back to 2012’s big two. What’s up with Dwight Howard and Chris Paul?

Chris Paul: Speaking of Chris Paul … a few NBA reporters keep floating the idea that CP3 to the Clippers isn’t totally dead yet, but it’s difficult to muster any energy after the two initial deals were shot down. I’m currently suffering from Chris Paul fatigue (symptoms are similar to LeBron fatigue in 2009 and Carmelo Anthony fatigue in 2010, both of which briefly crippled every NBA fan on the planet). Just get the trade over with. Send him anywhere, and that includes Minnesota, because David Kahn doesn’t yet have enough point guards.