Roundup: Michigan 60-59 Michigan State, SOPA Protests, Rick Perry Pisses Off The Turks, Los Angeles Passes Condom in Porn Ordinance
By Ty Duffy
Michigan upset MSU 60-59 in Ann Arbor. [Freep]
This should scare you off ever getting a motorcycle. Ouch. [Daily Mail]
Using Martin Luther King on a strip club flyer? A bold move. [NewTimes]
Hard to get a 6th year if you’re not a high-profile white quarterback. [ATLEagle]
Pinkberry Founder Beats Up Homeless Man With Tire Iron. Sounds like a swell guy. [LATimes]
If you’re going to get popped for DUI, you might as well enjoy it. Epic mugshot. [Chicago Tribune]
Jae Crowder almost got stuck in Junior College. [BIAH]
Saab is liquidating every car from The Saab museum. [Jalopnik]
UAB Cheerleaders on Spring Break? UAB Cheerleaders on Spring Break. [College Cheerleader Heaven]
Wife throws boiling water on husband, breaks his gold tooth and uses the old “I’m gonna burn yo (buttocks) threat. Wonder what state?… [Off the Beat]
Is Blake Griffin off to a rough start? [The Chase Down Block]
Michigan dismisses Darryl Stonum from football team. [WolverineNation]
The Ten Most Hated Companies in America. Somehow, no Time Warner or Comcast. [247 Wall St.]
FSU Student takes a sober ride on the drunk bus. [FSUNews]
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