This man was arrested for saying “f–k” after a bathroom door was locked. He was not pleased about it. One year later, he expressed his displeasure at a city council meeting. About three and a half minutes of pure gold before walking straight out of the meeting. Premeditated, creative use of aliteration, and impressively about 99 percent SFW.
My favorite line is a tie between accusing the officer of being “trained by Aleister Crowley and raised by feral goats” or just blurting out that “Ayn Rand is a walking brain hemorrhage.”