Do you dig fun, innocent, familial violence? Then this video of an English (has to be) mom kicking a soccer ball and nailing her son in the face. His hat goes flying and the kid goes into hysterics. She was just trying to teach him how to defend a direct kick. [via @SarahPhillips]
It may be spring training for the players, but one ump is ready to roll.
Simmons and Tinashe were exchanging comments last week.