Andy Pettitte Signs 1-Year Deal With Yankees
By Tim Ryan
The out-of-nowhere addition to the roster gives the Bombers an abundance of depth at starting pitching, seven arms to be exact, in CC Sabathia, Michael Pineda, Ivan Nova, Hiroki Kuroda, Phil Hughes, and Freddy Garcia.
Sadly, this announcement was not made during a game at Yankee Stadium, depriving us all of yet another press box orgasm from Suzyn Waldman.