Ashley Judd, who is rumored to have gotten some work done … staggering last call at Seattle bars? … school board president brawled with teacher … can I interest you in Nicki Minaj in a bikini? … police in Florida screwed up … so the 21 Jump Street movie is good? … guess where the son of the Olive Garden reviewer works? … teacher probably regrets asking this … ranking the NCAA tourney teams by best drunk food … she’s dating her adopted brother? … “Dispute Over Dime Leads To MTA Employee Arrested For Allegedly Punching Bronx Straphanger” … Meghan McCain talked to Playboy … scary moment at a Houston carnival …
A mild NCAA tournament upset you may have missed overnight: Colorado 68, UNLV 64. The Rebels shot a laughable 32 percent. [Denver Post]
Don’t be surprised if Linsanity ends sooner than later in New York. Ultimately, blame Carmelo. [NYT]
The Blazers waived Greg Oden. There’s no telling if he’ll ever play in the NBA again. [Oregonian]
Bill Plaschke is not happy the Lakers traded Derek Fisher. [LA Times]
Vikings cornerback Chris Cook acquitted of domestic assault charges. [Star Tribune]
Sidney Crosby’s return: One assist in a 5-2 win over the Rangers. [Post-Gazette]
Atlanta pitching prospect Arodys Vizcaino will be meeting with Dr. James Andrews. Gulp. [AJC]
The players at Spring Training say they like the extended MLB playoffs. [ESPN]
At first glance, I thought the Warriors had done well at the trade deadline … but then you see Richard Jefferson’s contract and the fact that they might lose that draft pick … [Mercury News]
The referee who calls college basketball and NFL games. [Times]
Kentucky State Senator wants UPS to pull its Christian Laettner ad. [Rush the Court]
Lawyers! Saw this video on Good Morning America … man, what a thug.
Babies are the best. Really. [via Jimmy Traina]
Does anyone in MLB not do a Tim Kirkijan impression?
Couple months old, but here’s a guy making fart noises with his back. [via Herbie]