The Nationals Will Place Ryan Zimmerman on the DL and Recall Bryce Harper

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The 19-year-old Harper is hitting .250 with one home run at Class AAA Syracuse, flashing an OPS of .780, which is exactly 184 points higher than the OPS of that rotund fellow playing first base for the Angels.

[via @NationalsPR, USA Today]

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