Cinco de Mayo Sports Listings: Kentucky Derby Post Time, NBA Playoffs, Mayweather - Cotto PPV, Eli Hosts SNL & More!

12:15pm – Liverpool vs. Chelsea – Fox Soccer Channel
FA Cup Final!

12:30pm -Rangers @ Capitals – NBC
Rangers lead 2-1. Playoff hockey!

2:00pm – Pacers @ Magic- ESPN
The Pacers lead 2-1. As they should. They’re the higher seed. Dwight Howard will change his outfit at least four times during this game. He’s just exploring his options!

3:00pm – PGA Tour Golf – CBS
The third round of the Wells Fargo Championship. Tiger missed the cut, but that doesn’t mean they can’t talk about him all afternoon.

4:00pm – Baseball – FOX
Check local listings!

4:00pm – UFC on FOX 3 Prelims – Facebook
The only people watching this portion of the card get paid to write about it.

5:00pm – UFC on FOX 3 Prelims – FUEL TV
Don’t have Fuel? I guess you’ll have to settle for something else. I’m guessing most of you are OK with that.

6:24pm – Kentucky Derby- NBC
Post time is 6:24. It will probably be closer to 6:30. Either way, if you don’t want to watch all the hoopla leading up to the 138th running of the Kentucky Derby, feel free to tune in just in time to rip up your betting slip.

8:00pm – UFC on FOX 3 – FOX
(Short) Preview to come. What? I’m tired.

9:00pm – Mayweather vs. Cotto – PPV
Undercard starts at 9 and Floyd Mayweather returns to the ring sometime after 11pm. If you don’t buy the pay-per-view, he won’t have any money to recklessly wager – I mean take care of his family! Just $59.99!

11:30pm – Saturday Night Live – NBC
Eli Manning hosts SNL. All jokes aside, Peyton did really well on SNL and I’m sure Eli will give us a memorable performance. One way or the other.