Roundup: Larry Bird is Leaving the Pacers, Watch a Wedding Party Fall into a Lake & Jessica Biel Wore a Bikini
By Jason McIntyre
Larry Bird is leaving the Indiana Pacers. Bit of a shocker. [Indy Star]
Jamie Moyer is not done yet! The Blue Jays signed him to a minor league deal. [MLB]
Why Porn and Journalism Have the Same Big Problem. [The Atlantic]
The Bulls, Mavs, Pacers and Wolves all want Brandon Roy, who is going to try and return to the NBA. [Woj]
Anthony Davis has trademarked “Fear the Brow” and “Raise the Brow.” [CNBC]
“Teen girl hides in closet with brother, calls 911 during burglary.” [WPBF]
Donald Young was supposed to be the next great American tennis player. He hasn’t won a match since Feb. 20th. [NYT]
Troy Smith, the former Heisman winner, was released by the Steelers. [Post-Gazette]
Jeremy Lamb on former teammate Andre Drummond’s chances as a pro: “It depends on if he wants to work.” [Blazers Edge]
“Beach officer tells story of medicine-induced psychosis.” [Hampton Roads]
If you think Pat Riley is going to let the Heat get swollen heads after one title … think again. [Herald]
Ryan Lochte vs. Michael Phelps should be fun at the Olympics. [Yahoo Sports]
Arizona beats South Carolina to capture the College Baseball World Series. [SI]
“Phoenix boy, 14, shoots armed intruder while watching three younger siblings.” [Fox News]
The trailer for Taken 2 looks incredible, as you might expect.
This wedding party fell into a lake. [via Steve]
Reminders: Don’t play with lighters at gas stations.