PGA Pro Kris Blanks is Your New Favorite Golfer

That’s not the only gem on Blank’s Twitter.

Pretty windy out here today. Think I just felt a squirrel fart!!
— Kris Blanks (@krisblanks) July 13, 2012

Pulling a all nighter before my flight home in the morning. Hanging in casino in chi town before my early flight home in the morning.
— Kris Blanks (@krisblanks) July 14, 2012

I like this guy. He also tweeted that picture of the roulette results. All black everything! Not quite seven straight 19’s, but it is something. He had bet red three straight spins. That’s about as unlucky as Blanks gets. No thanks to the Golf Gods.